When will i get a dog?

One thing to know about dogs, well, it was only brought to my attention after a certain incident, and my kid brother had told me about and credited his knowledge to the discovery channel. Indispensable bastards i say... haha...

Well, anyway, it seems that the smell that human feet gives off, and i'm talking anybody's feet, is similar to that of a female dog in heat. Well, i was sitting down with this new dog playing with it. Well it jumped up on my shoulder and needless to say i notice that it was squirming about... Now i admitedly have read stories about, well u know, haha, and i didn't see anything poking out so i brushed it off. That was until my kid brother came out from the shower and pointed out that the dog's arse was, well, he was air humping... Nothing poking out though.... just so u noe i pushed it off and gave it a thorough scolding, and it never tried to hump me again... :p

Getting a new dog, hopefully tml...

New Feature
Recommended show for the week: The 4400 - AXN, and various p2p networks.

I have DeZire. De Zire 72.

There's just no denying that there's nothing that can beat the good ol'e oldies. When you just wanna have good songs to sing along too. Songs that just need to be sung. Songs that don't have impressive solos or stuff. Songs without the cool techno-pop fusion effects.

Good ol'e bands like the Bee Gees with their sissy-sounding but nonetheless intriguing voices, the Beatles with their controversial and beaty music, and the Carpenters with their sweet voices and questionable lyrics.

Ah... The good o'le days.

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One thing to note about the Chinese New Year. Ever notice how the children alawys get left out of conversations at people's houses? The most that's been said between host and visitor is "So how's your studies?" Typical Singaporeans.

The Kids are all smiles when entering the house but after the Hong Baos have exchanged hands, they can't wait to leave. Haha.

A colleague at the Petrol Kiosk where i've been working told me about his Childhood Hari Raya experience. He said he used to wake up early every morning during the Raya period and together with some friends, would proceed to visit every house within a small radius of blocks, pretending to be relatives of the occupants. Haha! He said he could get up to $600 throughout the month.

And another thing, heehee, i just realised that some of my cousins are real ChioBu-s haha... (We've never exchanged any words by the way. haha)

I've never mentioned this before because i didn't feel the need to but since we're on the topic of CNY, David Lee, the former National GoalKeeper, is my uncle haha... And he's got lotsa kids.. Frisky old man he is... haha...

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And a handy tip for all drivers. Always tip your pump attendant, even if it's just 50 cents. I know i get pissed when some customers ask me to go the extra mile, while the are still other customers, and then never even tip me. They don't even say thank you until you say Thank you first. Odd eh? Of course there are some really generous people who give freely....

There were very few cars these past few days. It dashed my hopes of getting any tips. Previous years produced up to $300++ in tips over the two Chinese New Year Days...

I saw a mini cooper at the station the other day and boy was it sweet looking. I hope to get that car one day.

I think it was Wednesday where there was a free bus rides everywhere, sponsored by Nokia. The bus frequencies were also more. And all on the day when there wasn't much of travelling in terms of total volume.

Points to note: I now have some kind of black mark on my forehead because of some... ah, nvm... I take back my point.

I have the distinct feeling that i'm rambling on. And rambling on in front of an empty audience too! How droll....

In my next post, I Hope, i'll start posting an original, episodic, funny story.


Quote:
I have brilliant ideas. But they scream to me, "Focus on me. Focus on me or I'll fucking go away!" - Bill Connoly

UBIN Adventure.

Left a goodbye note to her. And left for Changi.

Prepared my luring rigs and rods two days ago for tonight(previous night.)
Went to lure at UBIN after waiting for two hours for my joker, smoker, drinker, uncouth, but hilarious friends.... haha...

As expected it was pitch black.. My 3 Watt super led torch made it quite bright though. It was extremely exciting and adventurous. The jetty area, somehow or rather was vaguely illuminated by what seemed to be the stars.

There was one part where we had to pass the haunted basketball court, and we all huddled to the opposite side after some hesitation. We walked thru the ever darkening road, shrouded by the tall trees and the boisterous owls and crickets that lived in their great branches. The darkness became almost unbearable as we walked along a short but particularly dense piece of forest, the trees absorbing our light. As we passed by a certain area, an eerie feeling overcame me, as it did another friend. We grew silent as we crept pass area. Then Jay, my friend, whipped out his handphone and encouraged us with his version of civilisation, an mp3 player. Soon we were all singing Boulevard of broken dreams. Then i remembered there was an empty house nearby where my friend had found a tombstone after commenting that he felt very eerie there.

Then we heard the familiar sounds of dogs barking. We all tensed up as we began to hear more and more dogs barking. We decided to walk in one straight line. As i think back on it, i now remember that those dogs only bark and don bite. Anyway, we heard aruond ten dogs coming out behind us. We quickened our pace and after a while, their barks trailed off. Oh, did i mention that we were still singing? haha... I tell if you if i had a camera right there and i passed it up as an assignment i would've have gotten a school-sponsored Oscar! haha... In the comedy section. And we broke out into song again. Doing a medley haha...

Anyway, took a detour from the original spot. Well actually that was a detour in itself because two of them were wearing shoes so we couldn't walk across a river to get where we wanted to go. And halfway there we saw a nicer spot so there we went. A dirt path surrounded by trees with a river running alongside, perpendicular to the beach upfront. Remains or wrecked and rusty cars lay along the path. And forward we went till we reached some kind of sandwall that separated the river from the sea. Well at least only for that day, for the tide wasn't all that high you see.

The morning always makes me feel safer even if it's just 1 o'clock. And apparently it was the same with my frens....

Anyway, we they weren't all to excited abuot fishing there and to tell you honestly, neither was I. The adventure of our surroundings beckoned us, yet we stayed. We built quite a successful campfire, i must say, after thirty minutes of holding hot cigarette lighters, only to see it die out due to a lack of burning materials. So luring we did at that spot. Without mush success i must say. It was a cold nite and the fish were inactive. And my friends weren'te used to casting something that was so light. Anyway, i've vowed to re-visit that spot and do some baiting, with people tht i noe, not some bossy, opinionated AND vocal, person who i'll meet for the first time. Bastards. So i put off the luring.

Anyway, they drank their beers and smoked their ciggies, which i felt was of a very low grade. I can only stand quality Menthol cigarettes. Anything else and i feel like puking. I'm talking abuot the second hand smoke in case you didn't know. I don't smoke. Even if thru some pressure of frens that i only go out with occasionally, i decide to take up smoking, i'd be broke after my first pack. Haha.

La di da, it's now 3am, and they're playing BlackJack. One of the new guys i'd just met thru one of the other guys there, had sai he didn't want to play becuz he didn't know how to play. La di da i blow up my inflatable pillow, put it on the floor, look at the beautiful moon and stars, and fall asleep, thinking of someone special. Cue 4am and i wake up to find them playing a deathmatch version of BlackJack. The new guy who was winning was now down $300 and was trying to see if he could clear his debt in one shot, or double it. Well, of course, he ended up owing them $700. I think my friends have a system. hehe...

Anyway, it was 4.30 and i really needed to take a leak. So after watching them peeing one after another over the hours, i pee-ed in the river too. It's not that i hadn't done it before, it's just never in a place that spooky. I was afraid of... well, picture this. Picture sadako's face illuminated by a glowstick. I had a silly feeling that her face might just surface from the water, mouth wide open, letting my urine fall into her mouth as she rose up. Then as my pee stopped. She'd close her mouth and open her eyes wide and jump up and pull me into the water. Stupid right? Well i forgot my fears and just pee-ed. I made a nice arc though. heehee... I'm always making nice arcs... haha... At least it was better than luring on the ledge. There were two places to fish. One side facing the sea and the other facing the river/lake. Both sides required one to carefully walk along a conrete pillar to walk out to a sort of platform. Eerie. And i could just picture that sadako again, face still illuminated, swimming after my lure with her mouth wide open. And i had to jump a sizable gap to get back to the main area, away from that ledge.

Anyway, it was five o'clock and we decided to do some exploring. So we walked here and there and we ended up nearing a cemetary. Even the bravest of us froze, a few suggested we turn back, and there were no objections. We turned back at a fast pace. Then one of my frens shouted cheong, and we all began to run. Then one of my frens shotued relax and we all slowed down. Then another shouted cheong again and we began to run again. And yet another shouted relax again and we slowed down. - I must say i still have the good sprinting qualities i used to have. The one that earned me the reputation of being the only guy to be able to tackle one of the best footballers in my school. I was still plump then mind you. Not as mush as now of course. haha... The "6 months" can do wonders... haha.. - Anyway, this continued a few more times before we reached a fork in the road and became preoccupied by a cockroach-like insect that we spotted on the floor, next to some wild berries that had been laid here and there along the roads like little pieces of goat dung. Anyway, my fren had to get back early so we began to walk back to the jetty. Passing by the dog area and stuff.. I want to go back there and do more exploring.
Very fun is the phrase i'll use. It's definitely more exciting than OCH! haha...

THE FEARFUL PATH
Along the darkened path we walk
to the place we seek
No other lights to guide us
we border on meek

The brightness we hold
it's life motivated by two pieces of metal.
and if it fails we fold
and our bravado, our shield falls like rose petals.

And so we sing
A song, a song of courage
but yet a song of death
When we sing, our voices quiver
There is no control left.

As we pass an area our fear grows.
our panic starts to multiply tenfold.
The errie stillness of the night
overcomes our weary souls
And yet we haven't even reached our final goal.

We take a mysterious path
our quest of the unknown
And stop is what we do, for we are no more bold
adrenalin now drained, our bodies fail to go.
A mad dash is all that's left, the quest remains untold.


FusionStream, out.

Portaboat

I just got hit by the same virus that crippled my computer during the DVID assignment.
I assumed one of my files was trojanised. And in fact it was. While doing a scan i found out that a few of my other files were infected with a different virus, and they weren't official files if you get what i mean. Bastards, I say. This virus that i got hit with is totally unautomated till you click it. The cheeky bastard works in the background under the process of the executable file so slightly advanced WINDOWS users would be none the wiser. Then the moment you shutdown your computer, your dead in the water. This sneaky little thing logs you off the moment you sign in. How can you even do anything to fix it? You can't even edit your registry. Now supposing there was an easy way to delete all the trojan executable files there is one critical, or made to be critical DLL, or a Dynamic Link Library, that just can't seem to be deleted while i'm logged-in. I have no idea if it's locked or plain out of my authorization range. The thing is, the moment you log out, watever redundancies that remain will kick into action to see if any of their brothers are missing, and, well... u noe... The cycle never ends.

Now i'm a believer, not neccessarily a firm one mind you, of not using any form of "heavy-duty" bloated AVs like stupid Norton. And true to my guess the asinine program didn't even detect that blooming TROJAN!!! Troajn trojan hello!!! Only Trend Micro detected it. Furhermore, trend micro is very quick to load, a plus poitn for an impatient poweruser like me. The redundancies incorporated in the Trojan and the image protrayed by it is tremendously clever i must say. You should see the registry keys and the number of seemingly randomly scattered fully trojan files laying in the computer.

I had a suspect though. The infected file was not even identified by ANY AV as a virus file. But when i clicked on it, infected files were detected everywhere but in that file. That's solid encryption for you. Polymorphism at it's best.

Why does this happen to me? Am i downloading some illegitimate files that send some kind of homing signal... to... the... .
The sneaky little bastards...

And oh yea. Throughout the process, i learnt how insecure Windows is. Give me admin rights and i can be a king. Even higher than the Highest Admin.

You should see the number of SVCHOST processes running on my computer. I have yet to identify their veracity but... oh, well... :-)

My life

Trying to find out more about someone who I find cute. My one-sided curtain hair fren named JHLame, gave me a little of the lowdown. Even if nothing happens, a likely event, it's still worth having her as a fren. Why do i get so toungue-tied and appear arrogant when i get nervous. Damn it. I have dreams.

Going fishing this friday night with long lost classmates. At ubin. Going to recce a few really nice spots near to Chek Jawa. Maybe a girl will be coming with us. I have no idea what she looks like. Maybe i'll give her a call... It'll be really cool. Maybe one day i'll retire on Ubin.

Painted my room. Looks nice.

DVID assignment was shiok sia... I can't wait to do it again. Really fun and intereting.

Got my new haircut yesterday. It wasn't as short as i had expected it to be, btu it's still a new experience anyway. At least this way i'll still be able to style it almost anyway i want when i want to get a new haircut. I also am considering changing my hairstyle everytime i go for a cut. I'll still be paying the same price so....

note: I am a person with a lot to say and i can bloat up little things just with my words. You won't win a war when i'm at the helm.

9-2-9-5-8-9-8-6

Whoa.... Haha... I didn't know that some people came to my blog thru XiaXue's blog... haha... Was it thru my profile? :-)

Cheers.

Anyway, the abovementioned spurred me to look at my hit counter... And my goodness the geographical variety of viewers was somewhat greater than usual. haha....

Anyway, a lot of things happened but as usual, i forget them when i want to blog. Which is why i'm buying a Palm Zire 72. Super shiok man... That PDA has everything.... :-) But i digress...

I went fishing with a guy from FishingKaki.com named Guanlan. I caught a few fish with him. The night did have a little social tension if you get what i mean. AND I DON"T MEAN SEXUALLY, YOU PERVERTS! :P

Well it turns out that i caught a variety of catfish. And that's all. From 7pm Friday nite to the next morning.

I saw the SPI team around midnight leaving the jetty after some unsuccessful Ghost Hunting on the island.

Well, the next morning, while packing up, i met two other people from FK who introduced themselves after "landing themselves" on the jetty. One was Trevor and the other was Lionel, and they told me they were going luring. Since i had never gone luring b4, i called up my mom to ask her permission, after the nagging, i said "Sure!". So song sia... nearly 24 hours non stop fishing. haha... The other guy decided to go home... haha...

Long story short, i caught a nice crab on a lure, one guy got a big Stingray, and i cut my feet on barnacles half way thru the trip which left me limping. The other guys were really nice though and checked up on me every now and then.



My Hair is like S*** haha...

I apologise for the bad English. I have a fifteen minutes to shower and get dressed to go to Church and if you already know, my feet are killing me...

Port 4662

I also added this...

And oh yeah, on a personal note.

I ain't trying to force any concepts on anyone but...

The latest updates on all the other supposed Homo-****** is that the bones were discovered to belong to either another human or a monkey, i forget.

And just a tot. If there wan't a God, and there was
only a big bang. Where did all that matter come from
anyway?

Anyway, whether or not there is or there isn't a God,
all that matters, put in simplest of terms, is that we
live a good life and by good i mean by doing things
that are good not just pleasurable. In the end, we all
will die and if we meet a maker, then it would all
have been for something after all. If there isn't,
then one can take pride in the fact that one has
helped to change others' lives for the better.

It all boils down to faith. Science is all
theoretical, in a manner of speaking. We are not
looking from the outside. So everything that science
has found is more or less relative to other
discoveries. Not following?

Allow me to engage in the subject of Theoretical Sciences.

Think of "The Matrix". If we were being influenced by
something else, how would we noe unless we were on the
outside, or on the same playing field as those that
would influence us. Someone has to tell us and even
then it's still based on faith. Until we can be on the outside, everything will be relative.

+Theoretical Physics+
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The theory of time distortion. Imagine for a minute,
that you were in a time distortion field. Everything
would seem normal for you. But people on the outside
would noe that something was wrong with you. So
everything that you found out could well be wrong, due to the effects of the time distortion. On the other hand, maybe your time-continuum was right after all and instead, the people on the outside of the supposed time-distorion field are actually going faster than normal.

There are many other examples that one can give. Supposed theories about light and stuff...

The point is, just what is defined as being normal.
What is the base point where everything begins?
And if you feel as i do, that's where religion comes in. It serves as a viable explanation and serves to fill in the gaps that science cannot explain.

Matchbox cartons.

Is it just me or is XiaXue's posts getting more and more self-righteous. She seems to be generalising Christians(and other groups, no necessarily religious ones) into one big group. I feel her continual defensive stance has led her to start going on the offensive on an entire groups of people.

Her posts get more and more vulgar as the days pass. Her apparent attitude has seemed to change ever since she gained recognition for her blog. She has long since begun to use her blog as a virtual, socio-political podium. It greatly irks me that many people still seem to support her even though some of them don't even believe in what she has been saying.

So i posted the following as one of the comments.
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I think this has gone too far. Stop generalising. you may argue that you don't, but by putting up posts that highlight an attribute of a person that is common to a group of people, it can be considered as generalising.

The title of your last blog entry, "Christians, your friend ah this one?", is in itself an example of needless generalisation. Your posts have become more and more hostile against, it would seem, those that have the ability(potential or otherwise) to discredit you or harm your reputation.

Your posts used to be interesting and thought-provoking albeit mildly controversial at times. But as i read more and more of your posts, there exists a great and incessant voice in my head that draws me to the only logical conclusion that remains. That is, you have become more aware of the pedestal that you have been raised unto, and have seen the oppurtunity and potential value of this blog as a successful, virtual, socio-political podium, and have since used it as such.

Poking holes in your's "adversary's" statements is a useful tactic in destroying one's credibility. But the endless use of it leads one to believe that you do not have anything substantial that will actually truly back your stance. All it shows is that you are good at exploiting people's weaknesses. It does not indicate in any way your, righteousness, for lack of a different word.

A good writer, whether or not his/her readers agree or disagree with his opinions, does not have to resort to the above mentioned tactics just to "remain socio-politically stable".

Free speech, but not till the point that we endorse slander.

Sincerely,
Fusionate.
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Such texts clearly indicate a "personal" attack against such people. While this may not be as bad as it would seem, or perhaps even acceptable if it were a personal blog, the veracity is that it is not and in fact has since had the potential of it being a socio-political blog greatly increase, and she knows that and is using it exactly as such.

FusionStream, out.

Farewell

Allo Allo! Those Happy Days we spent, was it in North Shore, Hawaii or Summerland, Due South?

In Mysterious Ways recently A Touch of Frost came over The Good Life, and it Spooks me. No Angel to save us, it's 7 Days (or 24 hours?) till our Family Business goes Six Feet Under. Never Lost The Amazing Race, but now The Real World is the sole Survivor, no Cheers for that. It's The Naked Truth, the last was The Worst Week of My Life, but It's All Relative. Still, My So Called Life Once And Again is Out of Order. According to Jim, we're in the Twilight Zone, Touching Evil, a Threat Matrix cause we Traffic in X-Files. Law & Order are the Center of the Universe, Yes Minister. Curb Your Enthusiasm. If you get Cold Feet, better Drop The Dead Donkey rather than Crossing Jordan and disappear Without A Trace in The Dead Zone - even in the E.R. of Kingdom Hospital no one's Waking The Dead. In the Harsh Realm of This Life we need The Help from our Friends. We're a Party of Five, Batman, Hercules and Xena have The Shield and Sledge Hammer - well, Three's Company, and here are Two Guys And A Girl. Wonder Woman as well, and I'm With Her Grounded For Life, so better Just Shoot Me. Hogan's Heroes are only Two And a Half Men, but it's a Smallville, not a Boomtown like Las Vegas. And I Dream of Jeannie...Listen Up, don't Dream On! Look Around You, Taken a Taxi out of the Line of Fire, and an Alias, John Doe - soon The D.A. will only find a Cold Case.
A Police Squad! in my House, this is no Home Improvement. Calling Reno 911! - but I'm Lucky, they got no Proof. Rescue Me...

Christmas Carols 2004

Courtesy www.talkingcock.com

NEW KING LEE HSIEN LOONG
(to the tune of ‘Good King Wenceslas’)

New King Lee Hsien Loong looked out
From his big new office
What he saw, without a doubt,
Were people who were all pissed
All his talk of loos’ning up
Is just propaganda
He’s still got it all sewn up
We’re still more like U-gan-da.

New King Lee Hsien Loong reached out
To the little chewren
They were too dumb to find out
What he said was niu fen
He can really talk the talk
About lib’ralizing
But the talk is all just cock
Why is this sur-pri-i-sing?


STOCKS AND SHARES WE BOUGHT DAMN HIGH
(to the tune of ‘Angels We Have Heard on High’)

Stocks and shares we bought damn high
Now are in the toi-oi-let
We can’t help but wonder why
The Gahmen didn’t foresee it.
Chi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-na A-vi-a-tion Oi-il
Chi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-na A-vi-a-tion Oi-oi-oil

Foreign talents come to us
And take away all our money
Gahmen makes a token fuss
CEO smiles – damn funny!
Chi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-na A-vi-a-tion Oi-il
Chi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-na A-vi-a-tion Oi-oi-oil

Mainland Chinese think we’re dumb
And you know, they could be right
Just look at the silly bums
We’ll vote in election night
Chi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-na A-vi-a-tion Oi-il
Chi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-na A-vi-a-tion Oi-oi-oil


DO YOU FEAR WHAT I FEAR?
(to the tune of ‘Do You Hear What I Hear’)

Said the Gahmen to the High Court Judge
“Do you hear what I hear?
JBJ and chao Dr. Chee
Do you hear what I hear?
Libel, libel, spreading very far
Who do these fools think they are?
Who do these fools think they are?”

Said the Judge to the de-fen-dants
“Do you see what I see?
Coming now to your letter box,
Do you see what I see?
Lawsuit, lawsuit, a big fat lawsuit
That will teach you, or-bi-good
That will teach you, or-bi-good.”

Said the people to one another
“Do you fear what I fear?
Criticism isn’t taken here
Do you fear what I fear?
Small thing, small thing, also cannot say
And we’ll wind up like JBJ
And we’ll wind up like JBJ.”


WE THREE BENGS
(to the tune of ‘We Three Kings’)

We three Bengs of Jalan Boon Lay
Off to Geylang to chuay kway
Blur like sotong
Go wrong lorong
Nin nao hiah, si beh suay!

Refrain:
O-oh, kan ni na bu
Chao chee bye
We all damn buay satisfy
Go the wrong route
Now all tio hoot
Chao Ah Beng all kana sai!


OH PM LEE
(to the tune of ‘Der Tannenbaum’)

Oh PM Lee, oh PM Lee
You are now our prime min’ster
Oh PM Lee, oh PM Lee
Tolong don’t be a monster

We know that it’s part ge-ne-tic
But it would be damn pa-the-tic
For PM Lee, oh PM Lee
For you to be despotic

Oh PM Lee, oh PM Lee
The economy is shrinking
Oh PM Lee, oh PM Lee
What was the Gahmen thinking?

While more and more folks get the sack
You all get your high sal’ries back
Oh PM Lee, oh PM Lee
You all should bleddy kena whack!

Christmas Carols 2003

Courtesy www.talkingcock.com

I SAW HSIEN LOONG SLAPPING DHANA’S FACE
(to the tune of “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”)

I saw Hsien Loong slapping Dhana’s face
Somewhere in the Treasury last night
He really let it swing
The young man who’ll soon be King
But poor old Goh Chok Tong just can’t recall a single thing
I swear, that Hsien Loong slapped old Dhana’s face
Which soon turned from brown to icy white
Oh what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Hsien Loong slapping Dhana’s face last night


GO HOTEL
(to the tune of “The First Noel”)

Let’s all go to a hotel
To-oo eat a buffet
Let’s go there for some high tea with nyo-onya kway
Wi-ith nyo-onya kway, and maybe kuay-ay pie tee
We are willing to pay thirty ni-ine ninety

Refrain:
Go hote-el, go hotel, go hotel, hotel
In Singapore, they’re the best place to dwell

In hotels we like to meet
Lobbies just can’t be beat
And their toilets are the best place to take a shit
To-oo ta-ake a shit, hotel loos can’t be beat
Even shopping centre ones just cannot compete
(Refrain)

Why do we like hotels so?
A good question, you know
It’s not the air-con or restaurants or even disco
To hotels we like to go, ‘cause deep down we feel low
For a while there, can pretend we’re foreign also
(Refrain)


THE LITTLE DRAGON PRINCE
(to the tune of ‘The Little Drummer Boy’)

DPM Lee
Pa rum pum pum pum
He’ll soon be king, you see
Pa rum pum pum pum
And guess who will be queen
Pa rum pum pum pum
Why, it’s Madam Ho Ching
Pa rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
Better vote him in
Pa rum pum pum pum
When he comes.

If you don’t vote him
Pa rum pum pum pum
He’ll cut your salary
Pa rum pum pum pum
Or raise the GST
Pa rum pum pum pum
Or slap your stupid face
Pa rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
Wait he will slap your face
Pa rum pum pum pum
Like Dhana-ba-lan


LICK YOUR BALLS
(to the tune of “Deck the Halls)

Lick your balls, but do it softly
Fel-lay-lay-lay, lay-lay-lay-tio
It’s not legal, velly solly
Fel-lay-lay-lay, lay-lay-lay-tio

Refrain:
Not for straight or homosexual
Fel-lay-lay lay-lay-lay, lay-lay-tio
Oral sex is still illegal
Fel-lay-lay-lay-lay, lay-lay-lay-tio

Singapore law’s really sucky
Fel-lay-lay-lay, lay-lay-lay-tio
Sucking cock here’s real unlucky
Fel-lay-lay-lay, lay-lay-lay-tio
(Refrain)

HSIEN LOONG DPM
(to the tune of “Frosty the Snowman”)

Hsien Loong DPM
Will soon be king they say
But he just can’t still
The old rumour mill
Over what he did one day
Hsien Loong DPM
was a slappy-happy soul
With a good right hook
and an uppercut
But alas, no self-control

There must have been some anger in
The dragon prince that day
For when Dhana-ba-lan stepped in
He began to slap away

O Hsien Loong DPM
Gave Dhana a hantam-ing
But old Goh Chok Tong
Acted like sotong
Can’t remember anything

Slappity-slap-slap
Slappity-slap-slap
Look at Hsien Loong go
Slappity-slap-slap
Slappity-slap-slap
Better not be his foe!


GLC
(to the tune of “Silver Bells”)

City sidewalks, busy sidewalks
From Orchard to Yew Tee
In the back
Gahmen’s dealing
In business
SMRT
NTUC
And I’ll bet bubble tea
They’re in ev-e-ry business you see

GLC… GLC…
It’s business time in the city
Muscle in (just give in!)
Become a sub-si-di-ary

You’re a dirt speck
To Temasek
So abandon your dreams
In the end
They’ll take over
Your business
You can’t compete
‘Cause they play cheat
They’re a monopoly
So much for market eco-no-my

GLC… GLC…
They make business rea-lly shitty
It’s no sin, to just give in
And join Sing Tech-no-lo-gy


I’LL LEAVE HOME THIS CHRISTMAS
(to the tune of “I’ll Be Home for Christmas”)

I’ll leave home this Christmas
Say goodbye to me
Why is it, I want to quit?
It’s all because of Lee

I just cannot take it
All their funny schemes
Come back home next Christmas?
Oh, only in your dreams!


CHOK TONG, HARRY LEE SAYS BYE
(to the tune of 'Ding Dong! Merrily on High')

Chok Tong, Harry Lee says ‘Bye’
His son is now ascending
Chok Tong, with relief you sigh
Seat warming is real tiring
Go-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Chok Tong
The son will soon take office!

Chok Tong now you go below
And make way for the dragon
He’s an atas so and so
But he’s got great connections
Go-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Chok Tong
The son will soon take office!


JINGLE BENGS
(to the tune of ‘Jingle Bells’)

Chorus:
Jingle Bengs, Jingle Bengs
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to squat
And then shout, “Wah lau eh!” (Eh!)
Jingle Bengs, Jingle Bengs
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to squat
And then shout, “Wah lau eh!”

Hooting down the road
And piah-ing down the street
Later go Geylang
And get something to eat
Geylang is damn tok kong
‘Cos down every lorong
You’re sure to find things all night long
To make you si beh song (Eh!)

(Repeat chorus )


GST IS COMING TO TOWN
(to the tune of ‘Santa Claus is Coming to Town’)

You better buy now
You better now buy
You better shop now
I’m telling you why
GST is coming to town

It will increase your bills
By fi-ive percent
Courtesy of the go-overnment
GST is coming to town

It’ll hit you when you’re shopping
Whether food or household wares
So you better start applying for
Your Ee–aR-Ce-ee shares

You better buy now
You better now buy
You better shop now
I’m telling you why
GST is coming to town


O COME BACK YE QUITTERS
(to the tune of ‘O Come All Ye Faithful’)

Come back, ye quitters,
Bring your kids or sisters
Come back, o co-ome back to Si-ing-ga-pore
Come and assist us
In this big recession
O come back to your country
O come back to your country
O come back to your country
We mean Singapore


I’M DREAMING OF A WHITE HUSBAND
(to the tune of ‘I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas’)

I’m dreaming of a white husband
Just like the ones on TV shows
So I stake out Boat Quay
Or Ho-lland Vee-ee
To snag some rich expat ang-mors

I’m dreaming of a white husband
I read about in women’s mags
I’m an SPG, all right
And I want my husband to be white


ISD IS GONNA FIND OUT
(to the tune of 'Santa Claus is Coming To Town')

You better not pout
You better not cry
You better watch out I'm telling you why
ISD is gonna find out
They're reading your mail
They're bugging your soup
To find out if you're
A communist dupe
ISD is gonna find out

They watch you when you're sleeping
Awake it's still the same
And if you act boh tua boh suay
You will sure kena detain

So better not pout
Or kau peh kau bu
Or they will reserve
The air-con for you
ISD is gonna find out


FILL THE MALLS
(to the tune of 'Deck the Halls')

Fill the malls with Christmas spending!
Fa la la la la la la la la
Use your Visa till it's bending!
Fa la la la la la la la la
Till you reach your credit ceiling!
Fa la la la la la la la la
And the interest starts increasing!
Fa la la la la la la la la
See the letters all demanding!
Fa la la la la la la la la
See the writ of seizure coming!
Fa la la la la la la la la
Bailiffs come with smiles-a-gleaming!
Fa la la la la la la la la
What a novel Christmas greeting!
Fa la la la la la la la la


O LITTLE TOWN OF SINGAPORE
(to the tune of "O Little Town of Bethlehem")
O little town of Singapore
How small you are in size
And yet you like
To use your mike
To go and proselytize
Though your Asian values
You know are but a ruse
To justify
Making folks cry
Their liber-ties you bruise
"You must obey your elders
No matter what they say
To be unfi-
-Li-al, you see
Is a treasonous display."


SILENT FART
(to the tune of 'Silent Night')

Silent fart
Smelly fart
Eat durian
Chin chia lat
Bastard
Why you so
Buay tze tong
Just let go
Like that, si beh hiong
Damn incon-si-der-a-ate
Da-amn in-con-sider-ate


SOUTH IN EAST ASIA
(to the tune of "Away in a Manger")

South in East Asia
By a flag white and red
The little lord Harry
Lay down his vast head
He's built up this island
It's rich though it's small
The people love Harry
And carry his balls.


WE THREE SINGHS
(to the tune of "We Three Kings")

We three Singhs
Of Paya Lebar
One in taxi
One in car
One on scooter
Peeping his hooter
All going to Khalsa.

Refrain:
Oh-oh, Bhai what colour?
Ouch! It's white!
Why you pinch
So bloody tight?
Homeward heading
Ghee a-spreading
Bhais want chapati tonight.



FusionStream, out.

A Diamond Trevally, can be really hardy.

So song...
Today got one big Diamond Trevally on my Spinning reel surf set... Then at the last second just before i was about to pull it over the fence at the place where i was fishing, the bastard spat the hook out.... boo hoo hoo... so sad.... Nice big one sia.... The best part was this one was also another fish where when i barely had time to set the drag, and the fella took a strong hit...

So boring leh.... What can I do?

Haha.. maybe from now on i'll do the same thing that Cuteworm does, and that is post a little about my friends at the end of every entry... :p segue


Honorary "victim": Yow Chong Hon.

Real fun guy to be with. Always jovial, loves to joke, and never shows his disappointment if any. Met him in Secondary 3. He's a tall fella who oddly enough, has friends who are also all generally tall. Great fishing buddy too cuz he's game to try anything. The only thing is when his attention wanders, it's hard to get him back to the original item. He's always willing to help out a friend.

Recently took up smoking as a pastime.... haha...