Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Another PHP Script

Seeing as how the internet, for once, did not have the answers i needed, i wrote this little PHP Script...

If you need it, use it.. It'll help u a lot.. Cheers.

It's a ServerSide browser detection and info script... It's in php..

//assigns the HTTP_USER_AGENT Server Variable to a variable that we can access...
$HTTP_USER_AGENT_VARTHATWECANUSE = $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'];

//displays all the info about the browser...
echo "$HTTP_USER_AGENT_VARTHATWECANUSE \n";

/*
Every browser, within the whole line of info about the browser, has a unique string that no other browser has....

eg...
For IE6:
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322; FDM)
For Firefox 1.07:
Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.7.12) Gecko/20050915 Firefox/1.0.7

Do u notice that there is a unique string between those lines of browser info?
For firefox, the unique string is Firefox (Case sensitive) and for IE it's MSIE(Case Sensitive)

From there, you can determine the browser by checking if such a string(Firefox or MSIE) exists within the line of browser info..
*/

//the following checks if a string(in this case, Firefox), exists within a variable($HTTP_USER_AGENT_VARTHATWECANUSE). If it does, it returns the character within the specified variable where the desired string starts at, which in lay man's terms means, IF THE STRING EXISTS, A NON FALSE VALUE IS RETURNED. If it does not exist, it will return a boolean value of FALSE. And if it does not exist, you can tell that that wasn't the browser you want.

if(!strpos($HTTP_USER_AGENT_VARTHATWECANUSE, "Firefox"))
DO NON FIREFOX STUFF HERE
else
DO EVERYTHING ELSE HERE

/*If you want, you can also do a strpos on the browser version number. Or, if you want you also be more specific and search for exact strings like Firefox/1.0.7 or MSIE 6.0

KUDOS to fusionate.blogspot.com's owner for this one... :p
*/

//If you need more help, don hesitate to ask me..
//Cheers

Vin's Secret Spot

Attendees:
Dewycath (also was camerawoman)
Weiyee
Leatham
Vin's Brother
Vin's Son

from lorry gang:
Vin Tan
Gary Lim
BlueStream

Location:
Secret spot.

Time:
Whole Day.

Date:
5 Nov 2005

Caution: Events depicted are from Author's POV... Do add on ur own experience if i missed out anything..

Some parts EXtracted FROM FishingKaki.COM and LorryGang.blogspot.com

For me, the day started with a mad dash to the toilet after my alarm clock didn't go off.

I was supposed to meet the guys at 7.45 but i only woke up at 7.30. Let me tell you.. That was one of the fastest showers i ever had. So fast, that i wasn't fully awake even while on my "transport" to the spot.

Gary gave me a call at around 7.45. Told him i could make it down at bare minimum, 8.30. He said okay.

So I hopped on a taxi and headed down to Changi V. The uncle in the taxi laughed when i told him how late i was.

I reached there just in time though[8.20]. They had just bought some prawns from Gina. I went to buy my lunch(Super Duper Wan Ton Mee).

We headed down to the jetty to catch our ride. As with all my bumboat rides, it was customary that i stand at the back. :D

We reached Vin's spot at around 8.30 in the morning.

As always, Vin and I were the first to set up our rods and we both casted out in the same direction with our medium heavy tackle. Right in the middle. straught out to sea. Then I went to set up my next rod. My BC set with my new Cardiff 300.

Pretty soon, everyone had their rods(and handlines) set up, except Gary who was teaching dewycath how to ties rigs. I had three rods out, facing right, left and center....

Then we saw Vin's Brother walking to us, Ah Seng in hand(or on line).

Then Vin came forward with two keep nets. One for the "Good fish", and the other for the "Ugly/Bad/Hated/Unwanted/Ugly/Irritating/Ugly" fish. I don need to tell you where that sucker went.. [picture not included cuz it would be unfair to the tons of other ah seng that we also caught. favouritism is bad.]


While we were all talking about this "omen", another "omen" decided to show itself. Blasted rain.. We saw it about a few clicks away from us. Dark clouds.. Real dark clouds.. That's when Vin saw some Kim Kor near to where we were. He took his spool of light line and put a split shot on the line and tied it off with a super duper tiny hook and planted some bread(Gardenia if you must know), and let it fly.

Vin's son and Weiyee also decided to get it on the "action".

Then we heard it.. The sweet, beautiful sound of a ringing bell(Vin's bro didn't use a bell).

We all looked up and eagerly around trying to find out whose bell it was(which reminds me of my idea for diff pitched bells ).

Ding-ding... a bell rang again.. This time we caught sight of whose it was.

Leatham quickly got up and dashed to his rod's "aid".

He tightened the line and aimed his rod downwards and waited.

Wait for it. Wait for it.. STRIKE!!! We had a fish on!!

Then we saw this reddish object in the water. When it was near, we saw that it was a Red Snapper.

Pictures were taken and smiles were apparent on our faces. The earlier "omen" of that oh so Ugly/Bad/Hated/Unwanted/Ugly/Irritating/Ugly Ah Seng, and the rain (which never fully came, was drizzling oni) was now nullified.

Then, Vin's bro suddenly got up and went to check his rod, and held it at strike position.

Strike!!!

"Fish on bo?" we asked..

A quick head nod brought us to our feet, eager to see if yet another "omen" would appear as if to nullify Leatham's catch. We again saw a reddish object in the water... Another Red Snapper..

Our casts now had renewed vigour.. I don mind telling you, I had one "bee hoon" incident because of that vigor..


About ten minutes on, Vin landed a Kim Kor..[this picture included]

Half an hour had passed since Vin landed that Kim Kor.. Vin, his son, and Weiyee were still dolling around with their light lines and the Kim Kor when we saw dewycath holding her rod, a brand new virgin Cherrywood that she had won at the "FK Fun Fishing Day", in strike position. Strike!!!

After a short "struggle", a nice sized Gao Bu was landed. Congratulations to dewycath cause that was her first catch. Unfortunately, in all the excitement, we forgot to photo the photographer herself...

All I can say is sorry, but don worry cause there will be more catches.. My first catch ever was a Belukang.. lol..

Pretty soon after that, we heard another bell. This time it was my BC with the still virgin Cardiff.

Being the kiasu nut that i am, i "walked briskly" over to my rod and got ready to strike. When I felt the bite, I whacked the bugger upside down. Then just to be on the safe side, i striked again..

Boy was i disappointed that i went through all that trouble just to land, a catfish.. A species that i had caught before but knew nothing about, including it's name. Well I consoled myself that at least it wasn't a tiny one.

Some time had past now, Weiyee and Vin's Son had both by now landed a Kim Kor each.

My other light spinning rod(at the other end) began to get taps. I walked over and did my stuff and striked. Another Red Snapper..

Shortly after i had kept-netted the bugger and recasted out my tackle, i had some bites on my other, BC rod again...
Landed an Ah Seng..

Almost instantly after throwing the bugger in to the "Ugly/Bad/Hated/Unwanted/Ugly/Irritating/Ugly" keep net, my light rod began to "nod" again...

Yet another Ah Seng...

Anywayz, to cut the story short, well, shorter... We landed lotsa lotsa Sengs..

Remaining part of the CR:
All of us contributed to so many Ah Sengs that we probably could've fed a small family for like a week. Assuming they even liked eating it of course.
I landed another Red Snapper as did Leatham.
Vin's son landed a fish that apparently we all forgot what was called.
I landed ONE gurama.. That's right ONE...
Vin landed another Red Snapper... along with a bucket...
I caught a stingray, and regardles of how tiny it was, it "washed" my rod and reel of the catfish filth that would've otherwise cursed me and that rod for ever.. lol
Vin's bro got a orange spotted grouper.

Gary's medium-heavy duty rod a very nice take.
As did my rod with the medium heavy tackle.

Neither produced any fish... It was a hit and run as we explained it...


Some ppl who were at the spot with us also had some nice action. This guy's huge Surecatch reel suddenly took off.. BZZBZZBZZBZZ.. and his rod was bending back and forth like siao. Unfortunately, by the time he got to his rod, the fish had "left the building".

Also, I'd like to say that it was a little disturbing putting so many vader faces on the pix... I hereby vow to use another face next time..

We all had an interesting and fun time that day.

Thanks Vin.

Vin's son was busy catching crabs that swam to close.
And for me, I had a damn busy day. Running from rod to rod.. lol..
I also confirmed the fact that whenever i bring a light and heavy action rod, the light one will always have the action while the heavy action one only has a few, if any takes....

Cheers.

And here's to all those ppl who give up on spots because they only catch Ah Sengs. Among Ah Sengs may rest, erm, other better fish...








Hold on...

I've already posted a Catch Report on FishingKaki.com and am in the midst of converting it for this blog.

In the mean time, enjoy this...


WaterBeds



Dry Ice Bomb


Cheers..

Monday, October 31, 2005

First day of school

So the other day was the first day of school. (I know, I'm a little backlogged with my posts. :D)

To bottom line it, Janny sux. She's our new teacher. She's cold and sarcastic and stupid and incredibly naive. She actually gave out sweets to those students who answered her questions correctly. Candy, people! Fucking candy..

And oh yea. Just about everyone who was a jackass the day i left school for my break, still's as Jackassy as ever. That's right. Dumbasses.

I've also noticed I've been using the word dumbasses quite often lately. It hurts my tongue that i have to move it so much every single time i call someone that. So from now one, I'll just be calling you DAs. Just a friendly heads up.

WZ's been wearing some new cool clothes lately.. :p They look nice on her.. Sorry. Couldn't help but notice... :p

And Josel dyed her hair.. haha... Which reminds me I gotta go do that sometime... Just like i need to exercise. :p

And oh yea.. Kah Peng and Jinghao broke up. Big surprise eh? NOT... Apparently, they're still very friendly... I don't mine telling yer. I've had a good time watching my soaps... :D And although they've been off for a while, they'll be back. You'll see...

Seeing as how the rest of the posts in my todo list are pretty lame, I'll prolly have something interesting to blog about after tmr when i get back from my (questionably legal) kelong fishing trip and I skip all my other, boring, todo posts.

And I'd just like to muse.

If there's ever been a song that so fucking moved me, it's gotta be Wonderful by Everclear. I mean the words man. The words. erm.. yea...

Damn it. I used to be just tongue tied. Now, apparently, I'm also finger, erm, finger tied.

Hmm....

And oh yea.. Went fishing with The Lorry Gang the other day to our secret spot along with an entourage. We ended up tearing some fuck-up's leng(net).. That fucktard put his leng right in front of where we were casting. So we casted at it, reeled it in, and cut it into pieces.. lol... Just kidding.. We didn't cut it up to pieces... :p

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

How i spent my birthday in less than 400 words

It was my birthday.

Basically, I blew off a dinner with my folks for a fishing trip which produced no results.

Malau took us to his Senoko spot and then his Sembawang spot.

After that we had a nice "chat" at a nearby kopitiam. Where Malau and Gary talked about their "adult" activities then they had had.. Oldman sat there taking notes... :p

Then they said, "We should bring him(me) to one of these places one of these days. Everyone from Lorry Gang except Ice who's still underage".

Heehee... No comment.. I hereby would like to say I decline that invitasi.. lol.

After that, Malau sent us to the Yishun MRT Station and Gary and I took a bus from there which apparently was way faster than taking the trains...

The end... lol..

FK Fun Fishing Day

Nothing much to say. Entry entered just for history's sake.

We paid $18 to enter the competition.
It was raining in the morning.
Vin got the First Catch prize with an Ah Seng at 240 grams.

Eric Surf with a Marble Ray at 800 grams. or was it 700...
Alex (Storm) with *i forget* at *i forget*. lol.. sorry bro... was it that grouper?
Fatcat with an Ah seng at 220 grams.

Everbody who was there to support the event even those who hadn't registered for the competition went home with something.

Alex who was there since last nite also caught an 800 gram KBL(Barramundi/Seabass) and a est 1KG ray. *i forget again*.. heehee.. real sorry bro.. :p

The place was absolutely dead that day save for those few catches.

Cheers.

Monday, October 24, 2005

ABC-123-Shootyou-Shootme

So finally managed to get a Steam account. Jake from FK gave me this info on a guy on another forum, who was selling his CS CD-Key for $10.

I ended up meeting this guy, Edward, all the way at Yio Chu Kang. I gotta say though. The North-South MRT Line has more than it's fair share of Chio Bu(s).. :p

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Swensens

Went for dinner at Swensens for my Sis's birthday the other day. I hadn't eaten a real meal in a while. I ended up eating 2 main courses plus dessert. Needless to say, diarhoeaa set in pertty fast.

I'd like to say I'd enjoyer it but it wasn't really filling. This coming from a guy who's stomach probably shrank becuz he hadn't eaten a hearty meal in a long while..

At the end of it all, my dad sent us home cuz he had to go for a meeting. He dropped us off at the void deck then he rushed for his meeting.

When we reached our house, my mom realised that she had forgotten the keys. We ended up sitting at the void deck while waiting for my brother to go to my dad's meeting and get the key for us.

Sueh.. lol.

Saturday, October 15, 2005

BCM and filler.

FK had some problems the other day.. For all your techie nerds out there(and I'm not one of them), I wasn't being redirected to the "Your post has been posted" page. So i didn't know if my post really was being accepted. Me (and a few others), ended up posting multiple copies of our posts on the forum.

Nah behz.. Si beh paiseh leh.. wahaha.. Thankfully, Jack helped me remove my multiple thread posts.

Ice's multiple posts however were in an existing thread so they were just left there. It resulted in him rocketing up the ranking of his posts and he became the top poster on the forum, beating one of the moderators, Michael Lim.

When some fishingkakis had a BCM(Bak Chor Mee - Mee Pork) meeting, we found out that the problem had something to do with some PHP coding errors that one of the volunteer web designers was trying out..


Zeke also jio-ed me for fishing but I had to back out the night before because i had to complete the Lorry Gang logo and his "plan" wasn't very enticing. Was pretty cramped for time the next day so I decided to pull out. Don't think he caught anything though.


Anywayz, check out what i found out from Edwin's post on FK.. :D
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8335653541
Damn hilarious man.. :D

Also, I just realised how hot Madchen Amick really is. Was rewatching an old episode of Joey where she played Sara and I have to say..... She really is HOT!!!! haha..

Cheers.

FusionStream, ou.

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Pontoon Spot

Not much details to this trip. Just that this spot turned out to be very near to my "literal" playground. A place that i had been playing in and found about 2-3 years back. I know, I'm childish!! haha... I don't regret it one bit though. Those were fun times.. :D

Met the guys in the morning. Had breakfast and then went to SM Tackle to get me a new rod after my last one had broke(on that damn boat trip). All on my own dime.. Which is why I'm broke... :p

Long story short, we reached the spot at around 2. Met malau who it seems was already there.

Within half an hour, we all had bites. Gary caught a 150 gram Ang Cho Kee while i caught a 220 gram Ang Cho Kee on my virgin rod that i had just bought.. :D

Talk about luck man.. :D

Nothing much to say except that Ice wasn't there because we didn't tell him so as not to distract him from his studies(He's taking his O's this year).

Malau and I also had some very very strong bites on his 7 month old virgin rod and on my 68ft rod with a Penn 310 GTI multiplier. My rod was like bending like the number 7. But by the time i had got there, it was gone.

Later on, Malau caught a nice sized flathead and a small ray.

Bites on Vin's and Malau's new super bait were registered at zero.

Oldman also returned from his luring with no fish but with some new and interesting information on that place..

We went home around evening, feeling confident that we had finally found somewhere to call our own.

FusionStream, out.

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

James Boat trip

This little event actually started from the day before.

When Ice and me decided to go to Vin's spot in the afternoon, followed by an overnight stint at Changi Boardwalk, followed by a boat trip the next day. The 48 hour Fishing marathon you may call it.

I'd done it before. Once.. The results was cuts all over my feet done by barnacles.
This time however, the second leg of the trip was going to be on a boat with the Lorry Gang. So i was to be safe from barnacles.

The day before's escapade produced no fish. At least, Vin's spot had some action. Changi boardwalk however, was dead. No surface action. No nothing.

Prawnstar was there. He also turned out to be my schoolmate, Alex.

Malau was also there but he had to leave early because he was working the next day

Chatted a bit with the guys and realised it was the first time i had fished with Nick since we realised we were neighbours about a year back.

All in all, the day was really uneventful except for when Ice decided he liked my biscuits very much. And I'm talking about real edible biscuits here, not.... the other thing... or things... :p

Long story short, Ice and I were spent by the the next morning when we were to have our boat trip. While we waited more than half an hour for the bus that would take us to Bedok Interchange where we would take yet another bus to Sengkang where we were supposed to meet Vin who would tumpang us to Punggol Marina, Ice and I chatted with Nick on our past fishing experiences.

In the end, Ice and I knew we were gonna be so late that we told Vin not to wait for us and we alighted off the bus halfway to Sengkang and took a cab the rest of the way to Punggol marina where the boat we were going to take was berthed.

We ended up reaching the place before Vin and gang.. wahaha...

Total headcount for that boat trip was at 6 with Vin, Gary, Oldman, Ice, and me plus a "replacement" for malau who couldn't make it named, Theone (pronounced Theeee-on).

We left the docks about 10 minutes off schedule. All of us had a good feeling about this trip. The same good feeling that we had for all our other empty trips it would seem. :p

James, the owner of the boat seemed like a nice guy as he welcomes us on to the boat. His boat war rather small for our group. If everyone was sitting down at one area, it would've been ok. But as we all had only just got on, it was a little cramped. The "roof" also was relatively low so all the rods had to be sticking out of the boat more or less for the whole trip.

We set off to a kelong where we would get some prawns for bait while i "kiasu-ly" began to set up my rod while the boat was still bumping away on the waves. By the time we reached the kelong, I was ready. :p

I stuck on a prawn to my rig and proceeded to set up my other rod which was going to have a floater with a dead mullet 1 metre away from the float. Stinky, dead mullet. Gooey, stinky, and dead mullet.

We reached our first spot within an hour. Gary and I casted our our floaters as far as we could. And then the rest of us casted out paternosters and sinkers.

Then we heard it. A distant boom in the sky. As we all faced the direction of the source, we saw these huge, gray and ominous clouds. Si beh cialat we all said. All but 3 of our trips always saw rain. Granted it was the monsoon season, but the sheer "uncannyness" of which days it actually rained and the days we had our trips, it was very very odd.

We had a few small bites here and there but all in all, we didn't catch nuts. The boatman didn't change spots until the rain had stopped though. About 45 minutes later, the rain quietened down and Vin asked James if we could shift to a post near Hyundai. So off we went.

About 5 minutes in, as we were going to the new spot, our speeding boat suddenly stopped, jerking us all forward and nearly making us fall down. Then James cut power to the engine and proceeded to check the propellers. Apparently, we had hit a "leng", or "fishing net".

James gave it an all-Ok and we set off again to the spot near Hyundai.

We reached the spot. Gary and I casted out our floaters which, seriously floated.... way too far.. lol...

Then we realised that this place was damn familiar. Fucking hell!!! It was the spot that we all had talked about recceing during our "haunted" trip. It was a little offshore from the place labeled "Island". Refer here. Nah behz.. I also realised i had been to this spot before, on my very first boat trip, with some pretty good results.

So i casted out but i kept getting sangkut-ed... Nah behz.. I had only just respooled my reel with some Navis 12lb line.. I was afraid the line would eventually snap after all that streching. So i was getting sick of all this tugging and pulling so when i reeled up my rigs to replace the prawns, i let it down to about a foot off the seabed.

Imagine my surprise when i began to get bites. But time after time again, i missed the hookup. Everybody saw how frustrated i was getting so Gary asked if i wanted some of his hooks citing that maybe my hooks were either too big or not sharp enough. Although i had my own hooks, trying his out seemed somehow, better.. lol..

So i tied a 2 hook paternoster with Gary hooks that seemed to be around a size 4. Again, i let it down till about a foot off the sea bed. This time when i got a bite, i managed to hook the sucker up. It was a, as the locals (and me) know it, an Arumugam around the 200 gram mark. Finally satisfied that i was getting something, i rebaited my rig and cast it down again.

I got a strong pull. I struck. Then suddenly line started peeling off my reel. And then it stopped. It was stuck fast. Damn i tot. Some fish must have took my bait then ran into some snag..

I tot the fish was lost. But then i felt some movement from the other end of the line so i tried to strike again. It was stuck fast now. Thinking it was a ray, i slowly waited and pulled and had a tug-of-war with whatever was down there.

It was tiring work. I had battled with whatever was down there for almost 15 minutes now. Oldman didn't think it was a fish. I'd agree with him but he believed it was just a sangkut. Whatever it was, it wasn't a snag i can tell u that. The sucker started taking out line as i was reeling him back at one point.

Then it happened, and i was left dumbfounded, and blur, and even more groggy since i had stayed up all night.

PIAK!!! My rod broke!!! Just above the second joint. For a moment, i stood there dumbfounded and i continued to reel in my line. BIG MISTAKE. Without the tip of the rod to absorb the tension, the line was withstanding some serious pressure. Within about ten seconds, i began to realise what i had done but by then it was too late. I suddenly felt no more tension. The line had snapped. I stood there looking dejected. I had just broke a barely one week old fishing rod that i had bought at around $50 as a replacement for the exact same type of fishing rod that had broke almost a week earlier.




I totally gave up. I went to tie another rig but slowly.. I had totally give up for the rest of the day. After a while and a few more Arumugams from the other guys, James decided to change spots. It was line's up for the rest of them and Gary and me reeled in our floaters. James pulled up the anchor and we were off to the next spot.

About 2 minutes in, we suddenly stopped. Then we started again. But we stopped again. Something was obviously wrong with the boat. After a few starts and stops, James came down and went to check the propeller. Apparently, that hit we took earlier from that "leng" had done some serious damage because he said that we couldn't move anymore. The propeller had been damaged to an extent that no matter how hard it turned, we would only be able to move very slowly and that would also burn a lot of fuel.

So he called the guys at Punggol Marina.

We had to wait like almost an hour for the "rescue boat" to arrive. The boatman though, graciously tried to maneuver us to a spot where we could at least continue to fish while waiting for the "rescue boat".

I did a little trolling here and there, mainly just to get the bait torn off the hook. Cleaning the tackle as we anglers call it.

When the rescue boat finally did arrive, it took them about another 2 hours to tow us back. The speed was painfully slow. Gary did some trolling himself but instead of using bait, he was using a lure.

Vin called malau who was back from his work and asked if he'd like to do some fishing since we wouldn't be fishing on James' boat that day anymore. Malau said ok..

At the end of it all, we ended up going to PPP to fish but nobody actually did that. All of us just went there for a look see. Each of us paid James about $18 instead of the full $60. He actually said that we didn't need to pay but Vin insisted that we wouldn't mind. With hindsight, it was a very generous thing to do. Well, maybe not very.

Oh well.. We live to fight another day....

The "monster" that i hooked up with Gary's magic-hooks(as we now call them as they also caught some fish in other trips when all the others couldn't) was assumed and estimated to be about a 10 kg Stingray or a really big "swimming" stone if u get what i mean. lol

EDIT: On another fishing trip, i saw outside a tackle shop, the exact same type of rod, in the trash, also broken. This rod is the Shakespeare connoisseur. This rod is damn lousy man. Don't ever buy it.

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Jacqueline's BDay

The other day was Jacqueline's birthday party at the Aloha beach resort and might i say. That place was FUCKING BIG!!! lol. Think of having four hotel sized bedrooms, plus a living room plus a kitchen plus garden space.. argghh.. just see the drawing.. :p i like drawing!!! heehee...



Whether each room had a toilet i'm not sure but i know that at least two of them did.



But first, a little history on who Jacqueline is. Jacqueline's my cousin from my dad's side of the family. (duh!)

We're like acquaintances. We got introduced too late i guess. lol.

I'm kinda busy rite now so i won't go into details..

The highlights was that the Satay was damn nice, an MP by the name of Mr Teo Chee Hian graced the event while i stuck a camera in his way like the papparazi. Then there was the put-a-string-thru-your-clothes game which everyone seemed to enjoy. And then there was the brave soul, Philana, who sacrificed herself to the karaoke machine to get the party "going" and i use "going" very loosely. lol.

I had seen this girl earlier all alone talking to one of uncles who was cooking the satay. When this uncle came back, he told me, "Go talk to her lah." Now, i have this bad habit of not doing things when people tell me to do them, regardless of whether it's good for me or not. So i made up some crap excuse [it really was crappy] which i assume she heard and I left the area and pretended to do other stuff. Within about 5 minutes, i was kicking myself in the head.

This girl was cute and looked pretty mature. She was also always smiling. She wore a blouse and pants(the name of which i forget) that made her look something like an innocent girl next door. With hindsight, compared to what everyone else was wearing, she looked a bit odd.. heehee.

About half an hour later, food was about to be served and i happened to pass her by but she turned away pretty damn fast as if she was disgusted. Who'd blame her, i was pretty disgusted at myself right about then anyway. I was pretty rude if you asked me.

Anyway, stuff happened and then the minister came. Everytime i had the camera pointed at him, he was smiling. Albeit, a bit akwardly. lol.

If I was a minister, I'd just be myself. I know some people want to differentiate themselves from their "office". I don't give a rat's ass about that.. It's too tiring if you ask me. No offence sir! heehee.

Soon it was time for the games, so the first game was something about... heehee. I'll stop right here. It's my mom's trademark game you see... :p

Anywayz, ever notice how everytime, during games, there must be some jokers who decide that they don't want to "play" so they start to "coordinate and assist" the people that are playing? It's hilarious actually. The girl that I was talking about earlier was one of them. Before the games had begun, she was near the "front of the pack". By game's end, she was right at the back, coordinating.. wahaha.

Everyone seemed to have lotsa fun with that game. However, my dad, the emcee, had to stop before starting another game because my cousin's Dad wanted to cut the cake because the minister was leaving soon.

So, the cut was cake, (duh!!!) and everyone who was important took pictures with the minister and Jacqueline.

Soon after that, the minister left and I had to video him leaving and signing Jacqueline's guest book. If ever there was a harder task for a cameraman it was to have to put down a half eaten cake and rush to the main entrance to taek a video only to find out that there is not enough light but by the time u turn the "night-vision" on (which isn't very long), there are more people standing in front of you and blocking your view.

Anywayz, i followed him right to his var nd it was pretty akward, my uncle - the host-, didn't reay wlk with him so much as followed hm from behind. Then when the minister reached his car(which he was driving), he stopped. Turned 180 degrees, and faced us. Then he said good bye.

It was like the olden times when protocols and timing had to be followed to the letter.. so farny sia!! haha..

When we got back, my dad tried to start more games but the mood was already lost. Nobody wanted to do anything...

Then about half an hour later, this brave girl, the one i was talking about earlier, came forward and asked my mom, the "DJ" (after my brother had cabut-ted from his post), if she could pick a song to sing on the karaoke machine.

So my dad announced "Give a hand to this brave girl, Philana!". I had finally found out her name. I'm not too sure how you spell her name but i think that's the correct spelling.

She sang "The Greatest Love". And when she opened her mouth, by God, it was beautiful. To put it as accurately as possible, she had a... woman voice.

That's the best i could describe it as. Her voice was soulful and unwavering. I think if she had joined Singapore Idol she would've won, or at least got second (Sylvester sux!!! lol).

Needless to say, I was bloody shocked man. In fact, i began to kick myself even harder this time. Everybody else brought their chairs from the dining tables and other areas to the karaoke machine and listened to her singing.

I sat in MY chair, and began to feel even more lost. In fact, i couldn't take it anymore that i called up Ice to plan our trip to Changi Boardwalk next Saturday just get my mind off her.

At least some "good" came from the party in terms of benefitting me.

I finally planned out the Changi Boardwalk trip next Saturday night. It was to be an overnight trip with Ice and some other guys. Then the next day, Ice and I were to go for a boat trip with the rest of the Lorry Gang(next post).

I also met my a cousin of mine that i didn't know existed.. :p Celestine's her name... :p And "met" her sister too, Adelene.

I wanted to go and talk with Philana after she had sung but she was sitting right in front of everyone. It would've made me si beh paiseh to go up and sit with her. Before i even had a chance to swallow what little pride i had, she got up, said goodbye to her friends, and left.

Nah behz.. "Never again man", I told myself.. Never again....

I went home(to the chalet my uncle had given us) and set my mind on the next day. Fishing... :p
Nothing much to say except that i caught some small fish... And that my rod broke... :(

So i bought another one(exact same model) the same day... And it broke during my boat trip, a week later(see next post).

Next post: James' Boat trip