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If any of you read Cheekui's blog yesterday? It was me.... haha.... i posted it with his URL since he already deleted it.... anyway, the following is what i managed to extract from his blog...

I haf delete all my previous blog posts. I wan to start a fresh. So here's the story. Today i went to NCC and i realised that shouting isn't nice. So i decided to talk nicely to them. I asked them nicely with please and thank you to march properly and they all follow sia... haha. Anyway, looks like i won't be getting awards from Weili anymore cuz got nothing left to award... haha.. I saw the Guailan uncle again at Tampines. Me and Zuul went and shout at him and then run away. Funny sia... anyway, that's all... nothing more to say. oh yeah, sorry to ESNCC cadets that i couldn't make it for the VDay thing. Me and my frens busy starting a fire a tampines. small one oni lah. when we saw it looked like it was dying out, we go liao... not say that it can become big again right?

MBB Awards...

K.K. Cheow & L. Pah(TalkingCock Press)

After much deliberation by the judges(pictured below), a winner was chosen and presented with the award at the secret ceremony.



After comparing notes with the documentary, "Bored of the Rings"(Pictured right), and comparing whether the contestant's blogs had anything similar with the documentary of how people get bored, and confirming that they were doing the things that specified that they were officially bored, "Telling if you're bored" by Immer Singh, the judges made the decision.

At the ceremony, said Miss Tan Gu Gu, one of the Executive Judges, "We have decided to present the award to Ms Lim Wei Zhen. Miss Lim, we proudly hand over to you the 'Most Boring Blog' award."

"I really don't know what to say." said an apparently estatic Wei Zhen. "A simple Thank You will suffice", answered Miss Gu Gu to which Miss Lim mumbled some words incoherently, presumably thanking her lucky stars.

Said Simon Cowpeh, one of the judges, "It was absolutely everything that we were hoping to find. It was boring, mundane, and the sentences were way too short and snappy. I'm very happy that she won."

The mix of emotions filled the huge 20ft bedroom-cum-auditorium as a cheering audience of 4 continued their thunderous applause.

Another judge, Paula Idrool, commented "It caught my eye from the first time I laid my eyes on it. Look, even the background is plain. I'm really happy for her."

The statement of the day, however, undoubtedly goes to Sir Randy Jackingoff.

Said Sir Randy, "Hi everybody I'm Jackingoff, and i just wanna point out the thing that... that really won us over. We were sort of keeping it as a surprise. The thing that makes it the winner." pausing for effect. "Is that it hasn't been updated in a very long while! Girl, i gotta give it to you. You have no professional training, you gave it your best, and you came out tops. Rock on, rock on!"

And the emotions did indeed show themselves on her face. For what presumably were tears of joy, were seen streaming down her face. When asked to comment, she began crying even harder.

A hopeful end for a hope-inspiring event.

PanzerFaust

Let me just start off by saying, well, i don't know what to say actually...

There isn't much controversy in my life just yet so there ain't to much to talk about except for, well, my life, and that can practically be summed up in two words. Bore-ing. Or is that one word. I forget. What is the purpose of this blog? Perhaps a way to lay down the ground work for any defensive arguments one may have in the future. A way of preserving history for, well, yourself to see.

So here goes:::

Here's the lowdown... I'm jobless(admittedly by choice), broke, and nobody in my house is happy on the inside.

My dad isn't happy that we're spending money(the cute new little chihuahua for example. A little more on this later...).

I just spent $65 dollars on an electric, brandless, racing car. I saw the remote control used and i assumed that it was fast. It wasn't.. In fact, it had quite a few problems... And guess what, i wrecked it the next day. The whole front wheel came off, the dampeners, suspension, differential. They all broke.

I've been writing a few songs lately and i hope to get them produced soon. By myself of course...

I want my own room. It's getting too darned cramped here.. Ever heard of personal space? Well, i don't have it.

For the record, I'd like to clearly state that i HATE(DESPISE/GET PISSED OFF/WANT TO KILL) people who command me to use different methods of doing things. They want to promote their method and so they feel that have to discredit my way first. The poor bastards don even know that there are many methods to doing things. Then they get pissed and tsk to themselves when i insist that i know what i am doing. For example, fishing. There was once a guy who i went fishing with for the first time. He kept on commenting about my cast, hooks, and bait presentation. The fucker didn't even set up his own rod. Then he kept on saying his way of striking a fish was better. Needless to say, i caught five fish. He caught none. Then there was the other guy. A tad more knowledgeable but just wouldn't keep his trap shut. "Do this, do that" he said. "Hooks not sharp enough! So rusty? (Snigger snigger)". Again, i caught more fish than him. The common thing about these bastards is that they still continue yapping after the fact. They both also noted the posibility of fishing again. Another common issue with them is that I never called them again, and ignored their emails.

Then there is another guy. I'm telling him the proper names for certain types of reels, with proof from websites, tv programmes, even the moderators from a fishing forum. What do you think happened? He continued yapping away(or typing rather). "You are wrong", he said. And he stopped without giving evidence. This happened for quite a while in fact. Finally, he said "I don wanna argue anymore or i'll break my monitor." I'd like to point out here and now that it was a good thing we were talking online, and not talking in person, cuz otherwise i would have helped him break his monitor, with his head. Then he gave a vague statement and went offline. Bastard.

Self-Righteous? I say outspoken. (Refer to posts about homosexuality. The more open-minded we become, the more the doors get jammed up with dirt and the only option left is to open it wider.)

I also ain't happy with my course again. Half of the people in my class are childish, borderline insane in fact. One constantly fights with his girlfriend and seems to lack any manners. Another talks to himself, and has very bad mood swings. And yet another is plain irritating, but good fun nonetheless. And these are supposed to be my good friends. Probably the only sane and reliable people in my class is a regimented army-type guy who's also an aspiring photographer, and another who's real good with webdesign and has great potential with a video camera. And i'm thinking, save for the previous two, these are going to be my colleagues. The people who i work and play with.

I am a guy who likes to have intelligent conversations although admittedly i sometimes like to break away from that and say funny things, things that the - guy you'd like to laugh with, but not be real friends with - would say. I don't think i could have any level of intelligent conversation with the first three people mentioned. I can't smile anymore and that gets to me.

I now have 4 hard drives, supposedly for my computer but i have no IDE spaces left. I'm supposed to get a RAID card but my mom, well, u know....

My dog is a cute little chihuahua unlike the usual ones you see on TV. It loves to run into people's lap and cuddle up. Cute sia.

I shalt continue in my next post. [added: i may not continue cuz i lost the list of things i wanna talk about. :-)]

There will be a "Most Boring Blog(MBB) award", it's continuation re-inspired by Weili's awards...



I'd like to thank... *choke*choke* haha....

FusionStream, out.


Recommended Show
Arrested development is a show about the Bluth Family. The main plot revolves around the fact that the father has been involved in some shady deals. He is arrested and his son takes over the business, after many assets have been forzen and/or confisticated. The rest of his family is more or less eccentric. There's a ton of subplots in this comedy. Three thumbs up!

When will i get a dog?

One thing to know about dogs, well, it was only brought to my attention after a certain incident, and my kid brother had told me about and credited his knowledge to the discovery channel. Indispensable bastards i say... haha...

Well, anyway, it seems that the smell that human feet gives off, and i'm talking anybody's feet, is similar to that of a female dog in heat. Well, i was sitting down with this new dog playing with it. Well it jumped up on my shoulder and needless to say i notice that it was squirming about... Now i admitedly have read stories about, well u know, haha, and i didn't see anything poking out so i brushed it off. That was until my kid brother came out from the shower and pointed out that the dog's arse was, well, he was air humping... Nothing poking out though.... just so u noe i pushed it off and gave it a thorough scolding, and it never tried to hump me again... :p

Getting a new dog, hopefully tml...

New Feature
Recommended show for the week: The 4400 - AXN, and various p2p networks.

I have DeZire. De Zire 72.

There's just no denying that there's nothing that can beat the good ol'e oldies. When you just wanna have good songs to sing along too. Songs that just need to be sung. Songs that don't have impressive solos or stuff. Songs without the cool techno-pop fusion effects.

Good ol'e bands like the Bee Gees with their sissy-sounding but nonetheless intriguing voices, the Beatles with their controversial and beaty music, and the Carpenters with their sweet voices and questionable lyrics.

Ah... The good o'le days.

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One thing to note about the Chinese New Year. Ever notice how the children alawys get left out of conversations at people's houses? The most that's been said between host and visitor is "So how's your studies?" Typical Singaporeans.

The Kids are all smiles when entering the house but after the Hong Baos have exchanged hands, they can't wait to leave. Haha.

A colleague at the Petrol Kiosk where i've been working told me about his Childhood Hari Raya experience. He said he used to wake up early every morning during the Raya period and together with some friends, would proceed to visit every house within a small radius of blocks, pretending to be relatives of the occupants. Haha! He said he could get up to $600 throughout the month.

And another thing, heehee, i just realised that some of my cousins are real ChioBu-s haha... (We've never exchanged any words by the way. haha)

I've never mentioned this before because i didn't feel the need to but since we're on the topic of CNY, David Lee, the former National GoalKeeper, is my uncle haha... And he's got lotsa kids.. Frisky old man he is... haha...

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And a handy tip for all drivers. Always tip your pump attendant, even if it's just 50 cents. I know i get pissed when some customers ask me to go the extra mile, while the are still other customers, and then never even tip me. They don't even say thank you until you say Thank you first. Odd eh? Of course there are some really generous people who give freely....

There were very few cars these past few days. It dashed my hopes of getting any tips. Previous years produced up to $300++ in tips over the two Chinese New Year Days...

I saw a mini cooper at the station the other day and boy was it sweet looking. I hope to get that car one day.

I think it was Wednesday where there was a free bus rides everywhere, sponsored by Nokia. The bus frequencies were also more. And all on the day when there wasn't much of travelling in terms of total volume.

Points to note: I now have some kind of black mark on my forehead because of some... ah, nvm... I take back my point.

I have the distinct feeling that i'm rambling on. And rambling on in front of an empty audience too! How droll....

In my next post, I Hope, i'll start posting an original, episodic, funny story.


Quote:
I have brilliant ideas. But they scream to me, "Focus on me. Focus on me or I'll fucking go away!" - Bill Connoly

UBIN Adventure.

Left a goodbye note to her. And left for Changi.

Prepared my luring rigs and rods two days ago for tonight(previous night.)
Went to lure at UBIN after waiting for two hours for my joker, smoker, drinker, uncouth, but hilarious friends.... haha...

As expected it was pitch black.. My 3 Watt super led torch made it quite bright though. It was extremely exciting and adventurous. The jetty area, somehow or rather was vaguely illuminated by what seemed to be the stars.

There was one part where we had to pass the haunted basketball court, and we all huddled to the opposite side after some hesitation. We walked thru the ever darkening road, shrouded by the tall trees and the boisterous owls and crickets that lived in their great branches. The darkness became almost unbearable as we walked along a short but particularly dense piece of forest, the trees absorbing our light. As we passed by a certain area, an eerie feeling overcame me, as it did another friend. We grew silent as we crept pass area. Then Jay, my friend, whipped out his handphone and encouraged us with his version of civilisation, an mp3 player. Soon we were all singing Boulevard of broken dreams. Then i remembered there was an empty house nearby where my friend had found a tombstone after commenting that he felt very eerie there.

Then we heard the familiar sounds of dogs barking. We all tensed up as we began to hear more and more dogs barking. We decided to walk in one straight line. As i think back on it, i now remember that those dogs only bark and don bite. Anyway, we heard aruond ten dogs coming out behind us. We quickened our pace and after a while, their barks trailed off. Oh, did i mention that we were still singing? haha... I tell if you if i had a camera right there and i passed it up as an assignment i would've have gotten a school-sponsored Oscar! haha... In the comedy section. And we broke out into song again. Doing a medley haha...

Anyway, took a detour from the original spot. Well actually that was a detour in itself because two of them were wearing shoes so we couldn't walk across a river to get where we wanted to go. And halfway there we saw a nicer spot so there we went. A dirt path surrounded by trees with a river running alongside, perpendicular to the beach upfront. Remains or wrecked and rusty cars lay along the path. And forward we went till we reached some kind of sandwall that separated the river from the sea. Well at least only for that day, for the tide wasn't all that high you see.

The morning always makes me feel safer even if it's just 1 o'clock. And apparently it was the same with my frens....

Anyway, we they weren't all to excited abuot fishing there and to tell you honestly, neither was I. The adventure of our surroundings beckoned us, yet we stayed. We built quite a successful campfire, i must say, after thirty minutes of holding hot cigarette lighters, only to see it die out due to a lack of burning materials. So luring we did at that spot. Without mush success i must say. It was a cold nite and the fish were inactive. And my friends weren'te used to casting something that was so light. Anyway, i've vowed to re-visit that spot and do some baiting, with people tht i noe, not some bossy, opinionated AND vocal, person who i'll meet for the first time. Bastards. So i put off the luring.

Anyway, they drank their beers and smoked their ciggies, which i felt was of a very low grade. I can only stand quality Menthol cigarettes. Anything else and i feel like puking. I'm talking abuot the second hand smoke in case you didn't know. I don't smoke. Even if thru some pressure of frens that i only go out with occasionally, i decide to take up smoking, i'd be broke after my first pack. Haha.

La di da, it's now 3am, and they're playing BlackJack. One of the new guys i'd just met thru one of the other guys there, had sai he didn't want to play becuz he didn't know how to play. La di da i blow up my inflatable pillow, put it on the floor, look at the beautiful moon and stars, and fall asleep, thinking of someone special. Cue 4am and i wake up to find them playing a deathmatch version of BlackJack. The new guy who was winning was now down $300 and was trying to see if he could clear his debt in one shot, or double it. Well, of course, he ended up owing them $700. I think my friends have a system. hehe...

Anyway, it was 4.30 and i really needed to take a leak. So after watching them peeing one after another over the hours, i pee-ed in the river too. It's not that i hadn't done it before, it's just never in a place that spooky. I was afraid of... well, picture this. Picture sadako's face illuminated by a glowstick. I had a silly feeling that her face might just surface from the water, mouth wide open, letting my urine fall into her mouth as she rose up. Then as my pee stopped. She'd close her mouth and open her eyes wide and jump up and pull me into the water. Stupid right? Well i forgot my fears and just pee-ed. I made a nice arc though. heehee... I'm always making nice arcs... haha... At least it was better than luring on the ledge. There were two places to fish. One side facing the sea and the other facing the river/lake. Both sides required one to carefully walk along a conrete pillar to walk out to a sort of platform. Eerie. And i could just picture that sadako again, face still illuminated, swimming after my lure with her mouth wide open. And i had to jump a sizable gap to get back to the main area, away from that ledge.

Anyway, it was five o'clock and we decided to do some exploring. So we walked here and there and we ended up nearing a cemetary. Even the bravest of us froze, a few suggested we turn back, and there were no objections. We turned back at a fast pace. Then one of my frens shouted cheong, and we all began to run. Then one of my frens shotued relax and we all slowed down. Then another shouted cheong again and we began to run again. And yet another shouted relax again and we slowed down. - I must say i still have the good sprinting qualities i used to have. The one that earned me the reputation of being the only guy to be able to tackle one of the best footballers in my school. I was still plump then mind you. Not as mush as now of course. haha... The "6 months" can do wonders... haha.. - Anyway, this continued a few more times before we reached a fork in the road and became preoccupied by a cockroach-like insect that we spotted on the floor, next to some wild berries that had been laid here and there along the roads like little pieces of goat dung. Anyway, my fren had to get back early so we began to walk back to the jetty. Passing by the dog area and stuff.. I want to go back there and do more exploring.
Very fun is the phrase i'll use. It's definitely more exciting than OCH! haha...

THE FEARFUL PATH
Along the darkened path we walk
to the place we seek
No other lights to guide us
we border on meek

The brightness we hold
it's life motivated by two pieces of metal.
and if it fails we fold
and our bravado, our shield falls like rose petals.

And so we sing
A song, a song of courage
but yet a song of death
When we sing, our voices quiver
There is no control left.

As we pass an area our fear grows.
our panic starts to multiply tenfold.
The errie stillness of the night
overcomes our weary souls
And yet we haven't even reached our final goal.

We take a mysterious path
our quest of the unknown
And stop is what we do, for we are no more bold
adrenalin now drained, our bodies fail to go.
A mad dash is all that's left, the quest remains untold.


FusionStream, out.

Portaboat

I just got hit by the same virus that crippled my computer during the DVID assignment.
I assumed one of my files was trojanised. And in fact it was. While doing a scan i found out that a few of my other files were infected with a different virus, and they weren't official files if you get what i mean. Bastards, I say. This virus that i got hit with is totally unautomated till you click it. The cheeky bastard works in the background under the process of the executable file so slightly advanced WINDOWS users would be none the wiser. Then the moment you shutdown your computer, your dead in the water. This sneaky little thing logs you off the moment you sign in. How can you even do anything to fix it? You can't even edit your registry. Now supposing there was an easy way to delete all the trojan executable files there is one critical, or made to be critical DLL, or a Dynamic Link Library, that just can't seem to be deleted while i'm logged-in. I have no idea if it's locked or plain out of my authorization range. The thing is, the moment you log out, watever redundancies that remain will kick into action to see if any of their brothers are missing, and, well... u noe... The cycle never ends.

Now i'm a believer, not neccessarily a firm one mind you, of not using any form of "heavy-duty" bloated AVs like stupid Norton. And true to my guess the asinine program didn't even detect that blooming TROJAN!!! Troajn trojan hello!!! Only Trend Micro detected it. Furhermore, trend micro is very quick to load, a plus poitn for an impatient poweruser like me. The redundancies incorporated in the Trojan and the image protrayed by it is tremendously clever i must say. You should see the registry keys and the number of seemingly randomly scattered fully trojan files laying in the computer.

I had a suspect though. The infected file was not even identified by ANY AV as a virus file. But when i clicked on it, infected files were detected everywhere but in that file. That's solid encryption for you. Polymorphism at it's best.

Why does this happen to me? Am i downloading some illegitimate files that send some kind of homing signal... to... the... .
The sneaky little bastards...

And oh yea. Throughout the process, i learnt how insecure Windows is. Give me admin rights and i can be a king. Even higher than the Highest Admin.

You should see the number of SVCHOST processes running on my computer. I have yet to identify their veracity but... oh, well... :-)

My life

Trying to find out more about someone who I find cute. My one-sided curtain hair fren named JHLame, gave me a little of the lowdown. Even if nothing happens, a likely event, it's still worth having her as a fren. Why do i get so toungue-tied and appear arrogant when i get nervous. Damn it. I have dreams.

Going fishing this friday night with long lost classmates. At ubin. Going to recce a few really nice spots near to Chek Jawa. Maybe a girl will be coming with us. I have no idea what she looks like. Maybe i'll give her a call... It'll be really cool. Maybe one day i'll retire on Ubin.

Painted my room. Looks nice.

DVID assignment was shiok sia... I can't wait to do it again. Really fun and intereting.

Got my new haircut yesterday. It wasn't as short as i had expected it to be, btu it's still a new experience anyway. At least this way i'll still be able to style it almost anyway i want when i want to get a new haircut. I also am considering changing my hairstyle everytime i go for a cut. I'll still be paying the same price so....

note: I am a person with a lot to say and i can bloat up little things just with my words. You won't win a war when i'm at the helm.

9-2-9-5-8-9-8-6

Whoa.... Haha... I didn't know that some people came to my blog thru XiaXue's blog... haha... Was it thru my profile? :-)

Cheers.

Anyway, the abovementioned spurred me to look at my hit counter... And my goodness the geographical variety of viewers was somewhat greater than usual. haha....

Anyway, a lot of things happened but as usual, i forget them when i want to blog. Which is why i'm buying a Palm Zire 72. Super shiok man... That PDA has everything.... :-) But i digress...

I went fishing with a guy from FishingKaki.com named Guanlan. I caught a few fish with him. The night did have a little social tension if you get what i mean. AND I DON"T MEAN SEXUALLY, YOU PERVERTS! :P

Well it turns out that i caught a variety of catfish. And that's all. From 7pm Friday nite to the next morning.

I saw the SPI team around midnight leaving the jetty after some unsuccessful Ghost Hunting on the island.

Well, the next morning, while packing up, i met two other people from FK who introduced themselves after "landing themselves" on the jetty. One was Trevor and the other was Lionel, and they told me they were going luring. Since i had never gone luring b4, i called up my mom to ask her permission, after the nagging, i said "Sure!". So song sia... nearly 24 hours non stop fishing. haha... The other guy decided to go home... haha...

Long story short, i caught a nice crab on a lure, one guy got a big Stingray, and i cut my feet on barnacles half way thru the trip which left me limping. The other guys were really nice though and checked up on me every now and then.



My Hair is like S*** haha...

I apologise for the bad English. I have a fifteen minutes to shower and get dressed to go to Church and if you already know, my feet are killing me...

Port 4662

I also added this...

And oh yeah, on a personal note.

I ain't trying to force any concepts on anyone but...

The latest updates on all the other supposed Homo-****** is that the bones were discovered to belong to either another human or a monkey, i forget.

And just a tot. If there wan't a God, and there was
only a big bang. Where did all that matter come from
anyway?

Anyway, whether or not there is or there isn't a God,
all that matters, put in simplest of terms, is that we
live a good life and by good i mean by doing things
that are good not just pleasurable. In the end, we all
will die and if we meet a maker, then it would all
have been for something after all. If there isn't,
then one can take pride in the fact that one has
helped to change others' lives for the better.

It all boils down to faith. Science is all
theoretical, in a manner of speaking. We are not
looking from the outside. So everything that science
has found is more or less relative to other
discoveries. Not following?

Allow me to engage in the subject of Theoretical Sciences.

Think of "The Matrix". If we were being influenced by
something else, how would we noe unless we were on the
outside, or on the same playing field as those that
would influence us. Someone has to tell us and even
then it's still based on faith. Until we can be on the outside, everything will be relative.

+Theoretical Physics+
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The theory of time distortion. Imagine for a minute,
that you were in a time distortion field. Everything
would seem normal for you. But people on the outside
would noe that something was wrong with you. So
everything that you found out could well be wrong, due to the effects of the time distortion. On the other hand, maybe your time-continuum was right after all and instead, the people on the outside of the supposed time-distorion field are actually going faster than normal.

There are many other examples that one can give. Supposed theories about light and stuff...

The point is, just what is defined as being normal.
What is the base point where everything begins?
And if you feel as i do, that's where religion comes in. It serves as a viable explanation and serves to fill in the gaps that science cannot explain.

Matchbox cartons.

Is it just me or is XiaXue's posts getting more and more self-righteous. She seems to be generalising Christians(and other groups, no necessarily religious ones) into one big group. I feel her continual defensive stance has led her to start going on the offensive on an entire groups of people.

Her posts get more and more vulgar as the days pass. Her apparent attitude has seemed to change ever since she gained recognition for her blog. She has long since begun to use her blog as a virtual, socio-political podium. It greatly irks me that many people still seem to support her even though some of them don't even believe in what she has been saying.

So i posted the following as one of the comments.
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I think this has gone too far. Stop generalising. you may argue that you don't, but by putting up posts that highlight an attribute of a person that is common to a group of people, it can be considered as generalising.

The title of your last blog entry, "Christians, your friend ah this one?", is in itself an example of needless generalisation. Your posts have become more and more hostile against, it would seem, those that have the ability(potential or otherwise) to discredit you or harm your reputation.

Your posts used to be interesting and thought-provoking albeit mildly controversial at times. But as i read more and more of your posts, there exists a great and incessant voice in my head that draws me to the only logical conclusion that remains. That is, you have become more aware of the pedestal that you have been raised unto, and have seen the oppurtunity and potential value of this blog as a successful, virtual, socio-political podium, and have since used it as such.

Poking holes in your's "adversary's" statements is a useful tactic in destroying one's credibility. But the endless use of it leads one to believe that you do not have anything substantial that will actually truly back your stance. All it shows is that you are good at exploiting people's weaknesses. It does not indicate in any way your, righteousness, for lack of a different word.

A good writer, whether or not his/her readers agree or disagree with his opinions, does not have to resort to the above mentioned tactics just to "remain socio-politically stable".

Free speech, but not till the point that we endorse slander.

Sincerely,
Fusionate.
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Such texts clearly indicate a "personal" attack against such people. While this may not be as bad as it would seem, or perhaps even acceptable if it were a personal blog, the veracity is that it is not and in fact has since had the potential of it being a socio-political blog greatly increase, and she knows that and is using it exactly as such.

FusionStream, out.

Farewell

Allo Allo! Those Happy Days we spent, was it in North Shore, Hawaii or Summerland, Due South?

In Mysterious Ways recently A Touch of Frost came over The Good Life, and it Spooks me. No Angel to save us, it's 7 Days (or 24 hours?) till our Family Business goes Six Feet Under. Never Lost The Amazing Race, but now The Real World is the sole Survivor, no Cheers for that. It's The Naked Truth, the last was The Worst Week of My Life, but It's All Relative. Still, My So Called Life Once And Again is Out of Order. According to Jim, we're in the Twilight Zone, Touching Evil, a Threat Matrix cause we Traffic in X-Files. Law & Order are the Center of the Universe, Yes Minister. Curb Your Enthusiasm. If you get Cold Feet, better Drop The Dead Donkey rather than Crossing Jordan and disappear Without A Trace in The Dead Zone - even in the E.R. of Kingdom Hospital no one's Waking The Dead. In the Harsh Realm of This Life we need The Help from our Friends. We're a Party of Five, Batman, Hercules and Xena have The Shield and Sledge Hammer - well, Three's Company, and here are Two Guys And A Girl. Wonder Woman as well, and I'm With Her Grounded For Life, so better Just Shoot Me. Hogan's Heroes are only Two And a Half Men, but it's a Smallville, not a Boomtown like Las Vegas. And I Dream of Jeannie...Listen Up, don't Dream On! Look Around You, Taken a Taxi out of the Line of Fire, and an Alias, John Doe - soon The D.A. will only find a Cold Case.
A Police Squad! in my House, this is no Home Improvement. Calling Reno 911! - but I'm Lucky, they got no Proof. Rescue Me...