MBB Awards...

K.K. Cheow & L. Pah(TalkingCock Press)

After much deliberation by the judges(pictured below), a winner was chosen and presented with the award at the secret ceremony.



After comparing notes with the documentary, "Bored of the Rings"(Pictured right), and comparing whether the contestant's blogs had anything similar with the documentary of how people get bored, and confirming that they were doing the things that specified that they were officially bored, "Telling if you're bored" by Immer Singh, the judges made the decision.

At the ceremony, said Miss Tan Gu Gu, one of the Executive Judges, "We have decided to present the award to Ms Lim Wei Zhen. Miss Lim, we proudly hand over to you the 'Most Boring Blog' award."

"I really don't know what to say." said an apparently estatic Wei Zhen. "A simple Thank You will suffice", answered Miss Gu Gu to which Miss Lim mumbled some words incoherently, presumably thanking her lucky stars.

Said Simon Cowpeh, one of the judges, "It was absolutely everything that we were hoping to find. It was boring, mundane, and the sentences were way too short and snappy. I'm very happy that she won."

The mix of emotions filled the huge 20ft bedroom-cum-auditorium as a cheering audience of 4 continued their thunderous applause.

Another judge, Paula Idrool, commented "It caught my eye from the first time I laid my eyes on it. Look, even the background is plain. I'm really happy for her."

The statement of the day, however, undoubtedly goes to Sir Randy Jackingoff.

Said Sir Randy, "Hi everybody I'm Jackingoff, and i just wanna point out the thing that... that really won us over. We were sort of keeping it as a surprise. The thing that makes it the winner." pausing for effect. "Is that it hasn't been updated in a very long while! Girl, i gotta give it to you. You have no professional training, you gave it your best, and you came out tops. Rock on, rock on!"

And the emotions did indeed show themselves on her face. For what presumably were tears of joy, were seen streaming down her face. When asked to comment, she began crying even harder.

A hopeful end for a hope-inspiring event.