Farewell

Allo Allo! Those Happy Days we spent, was it in North Shore, Hawaii or Summerland, Due South?

In Mysterious Ways recently A Touch of Frost came over The Good Life, and it Spooks me. No Angel to save us, it's 7 Days (or 24 hours?) till our Family Business goes Six Feet Under. Never Lost The Amazing Race, but now The Real World is the sole Survivor, no Cheers for that. It's The Naked Truth, the last was The Worst Week of My Life, but It's All Relative. Still, My So Called Life Once And Again is Out of Order. According to Jim, we're in the Twilight Zone, Touching Evil, a Threat Matrix cause we Traffic in X-Files. Law & Order are the Center of the Universe, Yes Minister. Curb Your Enthusiasm. If you get Cold Feet, better Drop The Dead Donkey rather than Crossing Jordan and disappear Without A Trace in The Dead Zone - even in the E.R. of Kingdom Hospital no one's Waking The Dead. In the Harsh Realm of This Life we need The Help from our Friends. We're a Party of Five, Batman, Hercules and Xena have The Shield and Sledge Hammer - well, Three's Company, and here are Two Guys And A Girl. Wonder Woman as well, and I'm With Her Grounded For Life, so better Just Shoot Me. Hogan's Heroes are only Two And a Half Men, but it's a Smallville, not a Boomtown like Las Vegas. And I Dream of Jeannie...Listen Up, don't Dream On! Look Around You, Taken a Taxi out of the Line of Fire, and an Alias, John Doe - soon The D.A. will only find a Cold Case.
A Police Squad! in my House, this is no Home Improvement. Calling Reno 911! - but I'm Lucky, they got no Proof. Rescue Me...