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Sealand - The World's Smallest Sovereignty

The World's Smallest Sovereignty
Man-Made Island
Is not recognised by any government.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sealand

I needed a crack for this program. However, I found out that the company that owned the site was being blocked by Peer Guardian. So i did a little background checking and found out that the company, Haven Co, had it's own website. So i read a little on them and found out about Sealand.

Whether or not any of it is real I'm not sure. Sounds a tad much if you asked me. Their contact number is also a phone number listed in the Netherlands.

Go figure.

The cockroach in my room

FUCK!

It flew into my room while I was playing dota. Was friggin creepy man... The damn thing flew into my window, then landed on my "box collection" of all the stuff I ever bought (DVD Writer boxes, Motherboard boxes, etc). It then proceeded to weave it's way in between them till I lost sight of it. Not being one to let it go(my box stash was right next to my computer desk and about at my leg level), I bravely stood about a metre away screaming at my brother to go get a container.

When the fucker finally crawled out, I nabbed him courageously by slowly putting the container over it and then jumped very far back after it was contained. Then to trap it in, I, without thought for my own safety, pushed it all the way out into hall to cap it.


Burn MOFO burn.
btw.. mofo means mother f***er rite?

Ferrari F2004

I went to my dad's station the other day to take some photos. The Ferrari F1 F2004 was in town.

Posing With The Car

The Car With The $8000 Ferrari Logo Upfront

Good O'le Bridgestone Tyres
Brembo Brakes

The F1 Steering Wheel

The Car

And they're off the line. Easy off the clutch, up to second, then to third, then to fourth about as fast as i can say it. Then back down to third for the corner, making sure to cut it nicely on the apex and coming out of the turn using all the road there. Back up to fourth, then.......

Marina South

Went to Marina South the other day.

Boy was the ground rocky. I practically frayed my line all the way down to a strand. We were fishing from the beach of course.

The jetty had since been blocked off and was off limits as we discovered.

So to cut it real short, if u can get access to the jetty, go for it(and let me know). Else, fishing from the shore is just like fishing from any other spot in Singapore. Nothing great.

AND OH YEAH. A WHOLE lot of sandflies... all of 'em waiting for fresh meat...

When in Rome...

Ok. So what's the WILDEST THING you've ever done?

Well I was fishing the other day and all of a sudden I felt the onset of the squits. This wasn't the usual run of the mill squits. It was the kind that if you'd kept in, would've made u want to vomit and faint. I've had it before, I know(Gastric flu).

So I may have done a morally reprehensible thing and let loose. :D

Now I know it may seem disgusting but... When faced with this problem 24 MRT stops away from your home, and it's at night, no other amenities within a 3 kilometre radius, you may just reconsider your decision. Besides, it was in a secluded spot with no lights and no people.

In other news.

I went on my first official luring trip the other day. I got one or two orh pehs(tilapis) on my lures but no other big fish. Nobody got any PBs(Peacock Bass) that night. StNick did get one tarpon though with his slightly overkill gear with MAX drag to which he said he felt no fight. duh. lol..

BR luring

It was to be my first official and planned luring trip.

Nick, Glen and I were to make our way down to Bedok Reservoir to do a spot of luring.

It ended up with me and Nick taking an early bus down to 201 to get a bite from McDonalds and then an equally early bus to BR.

We ended up alighting quite a bit earlier than we were supposed to and ended up walking quite a distance. Not "Tuas" far though... (In reference to a fishing trip in Tuas where we walked a very very long distance to get to our spot.)

The Jetty there looked rather nice and clean and there was not one bit of graffiti to be seen. There were, however, a lot of tiny flies that swarmed around you as you walked. There were also a number of fish in plain sight but were either too small to be caught on a lure or were uninterested.

Nick spotted a dying LuoHan near some rocks.

Then this baiter came with a loaf of bread. Within minutes, he was hooking up fish after fish.

I on the other hand, was getting fed up with my mono line as it tangled itself up more and more with every cast. I became firmly convinced that I needed to change my line to Braided line.

The day was super hot let me tell you that.

Anywayz, Nick left early to go get his $12 Silstar rod but Glen, his fren and me left not long after. I ended up walking home and I discovered some pretty good longkang fishing spots.

Out.

Wa lan..

http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=how%20did%20lee%20hsien
%20loong%20meet%20ho%20ching&sm=
Yahoo%21%20Search&fr=FP-tab-web-t&toggle=1&cop=&ei=UTF-8

http://www.google.com/search?q=jacqueline%20benster&hl=
en&lr=&start=50&sa=N

WTF! I got these the other day as hits...

lol... "How did Lee Hsien Loong meet Ho Ching?" omg! Nothing else better to do is it? lol...

Lemme let you in on a little secret. They're actually aliens. No. I'm not kidding. You see, what happened was...

*CENSORED*
THE SBC HAS SEEN FIT TO CENSOR THIS PASSAGE DUE TO IT BEING OF A DISCRIMINATORY NATURE TO OUR DEAR LEADER.
*CENSORED*


Anywayz,

Someone sent me an SMS the other day:
It went.. Sandy I miss you

Lol... I sent a message back:
Eh bro. Salah number la

Now that's stalker like man.. lol...


Incidentally, I wrote a letter to the Straits Times the other day. You see, this joker wrote in to the papers that she felt that Singapore should have a few women only carriages in all the MRT trains. To curb women being molested on the train. Apparently, it's WIDESPREAD. FUCK NO?!

I found that to be very sexually biased so I wrote a letter to lambast her. My feminist cousin however graciously edited the letter for me to an extent that it appeared more neutral. I sent it to the papers and they called me a few days later and told me it was under consideration. I saw it about a week later, rather heavily edited. Some of my phrases were, rephrased. Some sentences were taken out. I mean... I know you need to like edit my letter but having said that, being an editor you should know the difference between, for example;
I hate you & I despise you
It was hot & It was sweltering

We shall continue.. :D:D:D

Guy shoots himself on TV

Some people are just crazy. It's really sad and sick.

Samhae

Update: New Playlist coming out soon.

My bro just bought a new motherboard and cpu. What a waste of money man. Buying old technology just helps the shop owners clear out old stock. What's more is it's gonna be obsolete very very soon liao.. ZzzzZ.. Better still, he's been having problems with getting this new setup to work well.

Anwyayz, after hearing the news, I went for a 3 hour fishing stint with malau at "Da Pond". On the way there, the bus was so crowded that I had to stand right on the front steps. In fact, I managed to notice that the dials on the dashboard were all erratic. Pointing this way, and then that way.

The day produced no fish though and instead, I got a mean old fisho who insulted me. (Malau and me were the there 2 days later but this time he was the one who got insulted by another fisho. lol)

That nite I dreamt I was at this air-coned coffeehouse, not unlike "Baby Bistro". Bla bla bla . There was no nice food. Until I saw this guy eating this enormous and fat stingray. So I went to find the stall and order that. The lady asked me how much chilli I wanted (Was those yellow kinds of chilli gravy. Lontong they call it). I told her put as much as you want. She said, "You sure"? It's very hot. So i said let me try and i waved it off with my hand and said it's ok.

About a minute later i began getting a very strong chilli after taste so i went to buy a drink from this shop. There were 3 drink stalls there. And I swear they looked exactly liked those in Changi Village.. haha.

Anywayz, I ordered this drink from one guy in this shop but he was like very rude. He was talking to another customer while ignoring me. There was another guy there too but he was busy crushing ice. Anywayz, I forgot how i ended up giving him my order. But he gave me my ChinChow(Grass Jelly Drink) and I paid him ten dollars. Lots of talk with his fren/customer later, he finally gave me my change. $12. After I had paid him $10. Being the good citizen I asked him "eh. wrong leh?" He stared at me like as if I wasn't making any sense.

Then he gave me $9. I said $1 ah the drink? Just to confirm. So he took back the $9 and then gave me $8 instead. I was like. WTF? So I looked at the price board to see that it WAS only $1... SO I said how come like this? Then an argument erupted. At one point where I mentioned the prices on the priceboard he smiled and told me it was the prices for the previous stall holders, XXX(I forgot the name that he actually gave me in this dream).

I was like "WTF again? Don't give me this crap. Do you know that I can sue you for false advertising?" Then his face changed. "Granted it's only $1 I said, but nonetheless..."

So I went on and on here and there but just like the movie, the unimportant bits, i.e. my voice, was muffled and my attention in this dream was squarely on him growing more and more angry to a point where he began holding this fishbowl of his so tightly and then suddenly flung it at me. I noticed this of course, so I was prepared to duck.

Screams rang out from behind me while I walked about 2 metres away, stopped, turned around and told the crowd. "He cheated me out of one dollar". Yes.. I mentioned that it was only a dollar.

So I went to sit at my chair which was near the exit while his stall was in the centre of the place.



Then my grandmother who was sitting at another table kept on saying "You have to go get your money back." bla bla bla.

The guy was about to throw something else at me but a lady at a table next to that stall told him enough already. You already hit one innocent person earlier. Which I saw was a lady but nobody was helping her and she didn't look like she needed help.

I was about to get up to "go and settle" when my mother pulled me back down to the chair. Then I saw that guys frens taking him to the back room to cool down...



I was semi awake at this point and thought to myself. How can we trust other people actually? "When we give them the money they can just keep it and not return it and pretend nothing happened. We have no proof that we gave them any money.".. It makes less or no sense now but at the time, that sentence was like the Bible is me when I'm awake.


Immediately after that. I had another dream about me in me in my school canteen. The Singapore Poly Foodcourt 6 in case u know it...



There was this pretty girl buying wanton mee from the wanton mee stall. She got into an argument with the stall holder over a $1 too. But I saw the guy was about ready to start hurling things. So I got up from my chair and went over to her and pulled her away, telling it her it was not worth it. As my back was towards the stall (walking the girl back to her seat), the guy threw something at my head. I didn't flinch nor look back or feel my head or anything. It happened three times. It felt like statues and looked like them. From the "camera angle" in my dream, it was a dark shadowy thing that looked like an oscar statue.. lol....

Anywayz, after I sat her back down, I went to right in front of the stall and looked at the people sitting there. I said. "Did you all see that? He threw stuff at my head?" pPpl were hesitant at first. I continued, "That's all I'm asking... Did you see him throw stuff at my head?". Then ppl began nodding their heads.

I moved away from the stall and went to a nearby table with some forks left on it. I picked one up and flung it a-la-ninja right at the guy. Then I went to him and yanked him out of his stall a-la-robocop and flung him about 20 metres to the other wall of the food court. I went there to pick him up and flung him to the entrance area of the foodcourt... See the pix somewhere above. Click it to enlarge it.

I think I may have flung him once or twice more but anywayz. At the end, I picked him up, put my arms around his shoulders and brought him to a pillar. I let him see the pillar. Then with my other hand, punched a whole at a 45 deg angle thru the center of one face of the pillar and out the center of the adjacent one. Then I said something...

But I forgot what I said but it was like those "Don't do it again. Do we have an understanding?" kind of conversation.

He was already very bloody and I assumed broken (in every possible way), so I had to squeeze his shoulder to make him "understand". To which he gave me a nod.

I dropped him to the floor [just let him fall] and went to get my things. I may or may not have said something to the girl but anywayz she followed me with a big smile on her face... Happy days.. Happy days... :D


Anywayz....
The thing I realise with me is that occasionally, I get this undo button in my head while dreaming. I can "consciously" remake the dream WHILE I AM SLEEPING. lol...

Now u know why I'm always so tired eh? haha

• Mathematical proof:

  Girls are time and money: girls = time * money;

  but, time is money: time = money;

  which implies: girls = money * money;

  which implies: girls = money^2;

  but, money is the root of all evil: money = (all evil)^1/2;

  which implies: money^2 = all evil;

  therefore, all girls are evil: girls = all evil.

• Logic

  Major Premise: Power corrupts;

  Minor Premise: Knowledge is power;

  Conclusion: Knowledge corrupts.

Jokes in a certain category superficially look like math, but their essence is more akin to chemical composition.

Smart man + smart woman = romance;

Smart man + dumb woman = affair;

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage;

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy.

There is no spoon

WTF is wrong with us Singaporeans?

I was watching MONDO Magic Singapore just now and I felt pretty embarrased.

The reaction of the people on the street to the magic done by the performers was pretty mute. Uniquely Singapore my arse. No wait.. Then again, we are unique. ...hooray... not.

Because of Singaporeans, I may never watch Mondo Magic again simply because it WAS SO FUCKING BORING!

It's simply incredible how mundane Singaporeans like us made the show look.

"Did you see that? Was it magic or wat? Show the card to the people at home.."

"Um. yea.. Magic.. woot... ZzzZzzZ"

We Singaporeans, unfortunately, are incredibly knowledgeable. We know how "Magic" is done. We've seen the shows. We've heard the stories. And through the magic of editing, when it's on TV it's so much better. And being the geniuses that we are, we spoilt it for ourselves cuz the "magicity" of a live magic act is just not there...

One of the "victims" even asked the performer to use her company's cards!!! Fucking business people..

I mean!!! CMON!!! Ladies!!! Feign some interest!!! Give him a big "O" or something.. wait.. i meant a big "oOOoOOo". No wait, that still sounded kinda horny..

dotz..

Oh well. I'm off for fishing tmr morning. Maybe I'd be lucky enough to meet those performers and I'd be sure as the sky is blue to at least feign some interest and make Uncle Lee proud. All while fighting that monster fish that he'll make appear of course..

...

Finally finished the school year...

Been pretty busy doing some stuff for FK and making my fishtank look really cool.

Recently began playing Dota and am getting pretty good... Still not a full fledged pro though...

Also been busy with breeding Guppies and Fighting Fish...

Will get some pics up on that soon..

Cheers.


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