Wa lan..

http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=how%20did%20lee%20hsien
%20loong%20meet%20ho%20ching&sm=
Yahoo%21%20Search&fr=FP-tab-web-t&toggle=1&cop=&ei=UTF-8

http://www.google.com/search?q=jacqueline%20benster&hl=
en&lr=&start=50&sa=N

WTF! I got these the other day as hits...

lol... "How did Lee Hsien Loong meet Ho Ching?" omg! Nothing else better to do is it? lol...

Lemme let you in on a little secret. They're actually aliens. No. I'm not kidding. You see, what happened was...

*CENSORED*
THE SBC HAS SEEN FIT TO CENSOR THIS PASSAGE DUE TO IT BEING OF A DISCRIMINATORY NATURE TO OUR DEAR LEADER.
*CENSORED*


Anywayz,

Someone sent me an SMS the other day:
It went.. Sandy I miss you

Lol... I sent a message back:
Eh bro. Salah number la

Now that's stalker like man.. lol...


Incidentally, I wrote a letter to the Straits Times the other day. You see, this joker wrote in to the papers that she felt that Singapore should have a few women only carriages in all the MRT trains. To curb women being molested on the train. Apparently, it's WIDESPREAD. FUCK NO?!

I found that to be very sexually biased so I wrote a letter to lambast her. My feminist cousin however graciously edited the letter for me to an extent that it appeared more neutral. I sent it to the papers and they called me a few days later and told me it was under consideration. I saw it about a week later, rather heavily edited. Some of my phrases were, rephrased. Some sentences were taken out. I mean... I know you need to like edit my letter but having said that, being an editor you should know the difference between, for example;
I hate you & I despise you
It was hot & It was sweltering

We shall continue.. :D:D:D