PTN Dinner while still under the influence

Yesterday was real fun sia. My class went out for PTN[Personal Tutor N(?)] dinner at Holland V. While waiting for the bus, we saw caterpillar and i picked it up and played with it. Much the same way i do with ants.. haha... I offered it to Shuhui cuz as everyone knows, fishes love worms.. :p haha...

pretty soon the "long-bus", bus came, and i swiftly and carefully put the caterpillar on top of the EZ-Link card reader.. haha.. I think only one person saw me doing that and that was a Caucasian lady sitting at the front row of the bus. I was actually hoping that the thing would have fell off onto someone's hand as the fella tapper his EZ-Link card.. To bad i didn't hear anything.. haha...

Anyway at the dinner, the food wasn't too bad at all. In fact it was quite nice. Kah Peng decided to stop halfway becuz i think she felt tipsy.. woohoo.. haha.. Then WZ had a wardrobe malfunction.. haha.. We also noticed some other girls who were sitting at the table behind us, and were eating XO fish. This one girl's ear was damn red. Like as if she had put lipstick all over her ear.

After the dinner we all were like mad lor. Everyone was laughing and talking and doing nonsense.. haha. I was like throwing my hands up in the air and singing songs.. Weili was asking us to stop walking suddenly which made the girls who were walking behind us suddenly have to stop.. haha.. It doesn't sound like the most funny thing but yesterday if we had seen a dog wagging his tail i think we would have laughed also.. haha.

The teacher also was like a bit enjoying.. He even tarpao-ed back some XO fish for his family.. haha... In the train we were all like sia also.. Haha.. talking loudly and laughing at small little things. And the reason for why Shuhui is called Fishy was refreshed. haha.. it's because she used to love saying "what the fish".. haha...

Pretty soon we reached Simei and i got down. As i was walking home, i suddenly realised that it was quite windy and cool "down there". It was then that i realised i too had had a wardrobe malfunction.. haha..

And oh yea.. CK owes me $2.. haha...


NKF afffairs part 1 and 2 are here...
NKF Affairs Part 1
NKF Affairs Part 2

Anywayz, i dunnoe the full story.. but from what i've been hearing, i have no idea why Wei Zhen would want to apologize... odd indeed...

My old free webhost is upgrading and so is outta commissin rite now.
Due to restrictions on my current free webhost, all the music files that i just added are in an even lower quality than i had wanted.

I uploaded a playlist so you can choose from 12 different songs at the top left of this screen.
New Album: Entire Rooster Album uploaded for ur hearing pleasure...
It's sorta medium rock plus a bit of pop.... :p

Some of the songs may load slowly, but once it's loaded, and you don't clear your internet cache, it'll load very fast.

Jaffa. Cree!

So the funniest thing happened today. Since I was ill and my medicine was making me feel drowsy, I decided to go to sleep in the afternoon. This was after i had watched Enemy at the Gates on my lovely computer. I remember in my dreams that i had was that there was this soldier following me as i crawled thru the ducts beneath a bombed out building. I also vividly remember he being shot and he then fell forward. As he fell forward, the tip of his rifle poked into my arse. Just like a finger poking into your arse. I remember having the same dream at least 3 times but in the last dream, the fella didn't die. He was more of shell shocked. But the tip of his rifle was still poking my ass. That's when i woke up and i saw the funniest thing ever. There was my dog(a cute little chihuaha) standing proudly on my arse. Picture Sir Edmund Hillary standing on Mount Everest, head sticking out proudly and looking far and yonder.

I tell you it was the funniest thing ever. It was her legs that were poking into me. Turns out my brother forgot to close the gate that keeps her in the balcony.. haha...


And oh yea.. I've got a free web host up and running liao. Too bad i don't have anything to upload anymore... at least not yet... :p

The Straits Times and Terrorism...

In the Straits Times Today it was said that we as Singaporeans suffer from something called "The Bystander Effect".

This theory, with regard to how we react on terrorism and/or it's threat supposedly means that when everybody sees a suspicious object, nobody will do anything about it because they think someone else will act.

Some of the examples written in that article include how when a suspicious article was placed in an MRT Station as a test, only two people responded and alerted the Authorities. These two people were foreigners.

Another example given in the paper was an MP recalling how she had watched in a video how a suspicious looking man, donned with sunglasses and a heavy coat, stood there without any passers-by "batting an eyelid".

So here's what i think.
Somebody up there has been watching too much of The Butterfly Effect. What a name man. The ByStander Effect. woohoo... What.. were they trying to look cool? haha...

Anywayz, about those 2 foreigners beating us to the punch... Yes. ..I believe the only reason that foreigners were the only "respondees" was because they were faster than us. How did I come up with that u might ask?

Let's put it this way. Foreigners mean one of 2 things here. Whites & Indians(or their equivalent. no offence...)

Picture this if you will...

White Dude: Yea. Say man. I think i like see a package here dude. Ya know? Like it's suspicious or something. Would you mind checking it out?
The Authorities: Of course sir. Right away!


Indian Dude: Hello? Yes. I am be vanting to be reporting that I am seeing a piece of cardboard box that is being wery suspicious. Vould you be wanting to come down here and be taking a look?
The Authorities: Vhy certainly, erm i mean, certainly sir. Of course. Thank you for calling us. We apprecite ur call.......

Now here's a Singaporean calling them.
Singaporean: Yar... Harlo? 'scu me? yar. eh ah.. i see the box down here leh.
The Authorities: Sorry sir? Box? What box?
Singaporean: Er. that one lah.. i mean.. aiyah.. this one lah.. the one here...
The Authorities: Sorry. where?
Singaporean: here lah.. in front me one.. aiyah... i call to tell you that.. aiyah.. not say i say one lah. but.. like belly the suspicious lor...
The Authorities: Oic.. you're calling to report a suspicious article....
Singaporean: wa? oh.. yar.. suspicious one.. belly belly suspicious.. box one.. cardboard i think... but not say i say lah... not say got bomb or wat lah.. aha.. aha.. choi choi.. haha...so ar.. what you want do it about?
The Authorities: Erm, i'm sorry sir, but we're having trouble determining the validity of ur call...
Singaporean: huh? wat var-lid-iti? eh? i pay my phone bill hor.. don any how say say one hor.. alamak.. anyhow anyhow here and there.. i sue u than u noe.. libel i say... alamak.... liddat TT sia.. TT wat? TT wat ah? Oh yar.. the the that one... er, TT Durian.. ya.. Anyhow sue sue. Ask him drink milk lah.. susu.. sisi lah bodoh..... aiyah.... alamak... (pause) Eh.. so then this box how...?
The Authorities: Erm, I'm sorry sir, but we're having some trouble with our connection. Please wait one moment.. *begins tracing call*
Singaporean: orh... ok ok.. i go wait one corner first...
Singaporean: (hums to self) ow ow salah kau.. singapore......
*sound of distant sirens become apparent*


As you can clearly see, we stand no chance of beating those foreigners to the punch. They get the fastest "service" while us Singporeans get a free trip to ClubMAD.

Anyway, moving on to that video with the suspicious looking man. Notice how they never state what kind of video it is.

Think of this. If I'm a suicide bomber, i need to blend in with the crowd. Why on God's Earth would i then wear a trenhcoat in Singapore. These terrorisers aren't stupid u noe. And secondly, if I were a suicide bomber and was about to die, would i care if people remembered my face? Why then would I need sunglasses?

So here's what I'm thinking. This poor guy just came out of the hospital after being treated for serious burns because his wife decided she wanted to try BDSM. Being the shy guy that he is, he wanted to cover up as much of himself as possible so people wouldn't see his scars and/or be able to recognise him in the future. So he coers himself up with a trenchcoat and wears sunglasses. The reason why he's standing there all alone is because his wife just remembered she left the handcuffs back up at the hospital and so went to get them. Imagine if that was you and suddenly some cops decided take you firmly by your freshly scarred arms and lead you away to one side. Imagine the pain you'll feel as they pat you down, looking for bombs... Then one of the cops feels the bandages around your chest as he's thinking like, "dammit! bomb!!!". So he rips open ur trenchcoat, exposing for all to see, your scarred and burnt body and what's left of your manhood. I tell you if that were me, I'd be wishing that i did have some bombs strapped on to me. So that's why i decided to give that guy a break.

So think about your fellow islandmen of Singapore... Trenchcoats weren't made solely for terrorists u noe... And always be safe in the knowledge that the people of VolksWagen will protect us. (See clip below)



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p.s. this isn't one of that excerpts that i was promising.. This is mine.. All mine.. muahahaha.. erm.. yea...

Gone with the mint

I'll be posting excerpts for a while as i try and get into the rhythm of the ever quickening schedule that always comes at this time of the year..

Cheers...

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The Ultimate Chain Letter!

Hello, my name is Lewis and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.

Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000?

How stupid are we?

Ooooh, looky her e! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!"

What a bunch of bullshit.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower.

Fuck 'em.

If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.
I don't fucking care.

Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.

The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening toleave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on.

Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in
Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead elephant for 27years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.

Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.

Have a nice day.

P.S. Send me 15 bucks and Then Fuck Off

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Langkawi(June 2005) - Day 1

Wahaha... Just came back from my trip in Langkawi. Well, not exactly... My com's been a pain the in the arse lately and I only just discovered that the culprit was my RAM Module... Gonna get it changed soon. So anyway, here's my semi-visual account of the trip. In fact, right now, I'm trying most of this from my dad's laptop. And guess wat. Of all things, my touchpad(the mouse) suddenly decided to crash.. haha.. Anyway, here goes. My attempt at proving that I'm a good photographer... :p Sorry if any pictures seems outta shape... After making the pics smaller, i still had to manually adjust the width and height parameters thru this blog. To see a bigger but not-original-sized version of the picture, click on the picture and drag-and-drop it onto the address .bar



We got on the plane at gate f32 after it was delayed for an hour and a half.



After getting into the waiting area with some trouble(mother discovered she had overlooked a second nailclipper in her bag. As a result, passport was taken and scanned and she's now probably blacklisted by Harry Lee and his Gahmen. :p), i decided to take some photos.
note to self: This is also where i wasted all my shots on pictures i told myself i'd never be able to take again. :p Thankfully, i'm not going to be showing all of 'em.

I probably won't be showing my little sis' pix here. I did have so many nice pictures of her and with her inside. It's all becuz of asshole sexual predators like Trevor who if you remember from one of my previous posts, asked me for my friends' numbers to ask for sex. He even pretended to know one of them, the fucking asshole. When asked how he knew her he said they were old frens. Then when i told him she had a boyfriend he said, "never mind lah." In fact, I only realised that he probably got her name from the links from my blog when he couldn't give me any more details about her. He's a cunning fuckbag with no morals.


Anywayz, back to the story....
They allowed us to board according to seat number and pretty soon after, the plane started it's take-off. duh! I actually took 50 still shots as the plane taxied down the runway but i think that that will probably take too long to load :p so i ain't gonna show 'em. Not even as a stop-shot animation. ... We left at around 6+pm on that Friday evening.



Pretty soon we took off(no duh!). I've gotten used to the Gs now.. I used to be afraid cuz on my first flight i was to excited to notice any Gs. But on my second airplane ride, the novelty had worn off and i began to notice those Gs and thus i tot the plane had something wrong.. haha....





Somehow or rather i always find airplane food to be the best even if it's simple local delights. It always tastes more, complete.


Some pics from up in the air: (the gray stuff at the top of some pix are clouds, not part of the window)


We arrived at the airport late in the evening....

Here's a pointer for yer. Always tip your, erm, server. They guy/gal who's serving you, always tip 'em. I personnally hate ppl who make u do work then don't want to tip you. If you get a "Thank You" that's one thing but if you don't get squat... Damn them....

Which is exactly why i tipped my bellboy... :p It kinda made me feel grown up.... haha. :p

We decided to go and grab a quick bite from the chalet's restaurant.

As we were walking over, we saw opne damn big nut fall from a tree and onto someone's car and it gave a nice big dent.... :p I swear that if i had been under that thing you'd have a hard time telling me apart from Yong Guang...! :-)


When we reached the restaurant we realised that their buffet was 50RM and a number of their dishes had already been removed..

We then decided to go for a 'la carte meals instead...
I, being the person that i am decided to have ice cream(a banana split) for dinner, my Dad had Indonesian Nasi Goreng and my bro and mom had some italian dish with cabonara for sauce. Now let's just say that the ice cream that i got was somewhat sub standard....

It was damn soft, u know, the touch n' melt kind... Imagine a milk shake, but even softer... My dad said that if I opened my mouth to complain that it would surely come back with spit hidden under the whip cream... :p

Now my bro's cabonara was salty, very, very salty. You wouldn't be blamed if you tot that one of the cooks had dropped a packet of salt in it. Nonetheless, i liked it.. haha....

My Dad's Nasi Goreng looked, well, like a very healthy and not-oily, fried rice. Haha... But i tell you, when i tasted it, it nearly set my hair on fire. It wasn't so spicy hot that i couldn't tahan it but it caught me by surprise that it was so hot esp when i didn't see any chilli. That's when i vaguely recalled the waitress saying something about lada putih, or White Chilli. But on the whole, it was very nice actually.

After din din my mom went to enquire about our rooms becuz the travel agent my mom had patronised was apparently supposed to give us a real good chalet, with couches and stuff. The agent had said that she'd request one for us but apparently she didn't request hard enough becuz we weren't able to get it....

END OF DAY 1

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A Wee Thing :p

ok. so today was another sad day cuz i woke up an hour early! A whole damn hour!! boohoo.... :(

I was so tired last nite that i set my alarm clock to ring an hour earlier, and now I'm even more tired. :-(

ZzzZzzz
Sigh, when I'm early there's no school when I'm late there's school.. sigh...

update: New Song:
ColdPlay - Thing I Don't Understand

05072005-DDMMYYYY

So today was actually turning into a nice day. Then along comes this person, let's call her Gray.

Me and some of the guys were playing CS in the lab and all of a sudden i hear a shout.

"Shawn! I WANT THE PRESENTATION SLIDES NOW!!! NOW!!!!"

I'm like, who the hell starts of a conversation by shouting, so i look around and there's Gray, sitting there with a face that was so black that no one would blame yer for thinking she was constipated.

Realising what she meant now, that she wanted the presentation slides to present our DEUI project to our class, i said,

"Ok. sure.. "

To which she replied,

"NO! I WANT THEM NOW!"

I'm like,
"Ok, but the presentation isn't until Monday"

And she's like,
"BUT WE NEED TO PRACTICE RITE?"

So i'm thinking,
'ah.. more kiasu ppl and besides, they were just presenting somethign they had done already' but i tot oh well, that's their business so i said

"ok. i'll give it to yer tmr evening "

and she's like "NO!!! I NEED IT TMR MORNING"

And i'm like,
"but it isn't until monday"

Then she goes,
"I don have an internet connection lah..."


So I say,
"fair enough",
totally disgusted by the sudden hostililty towards me.


Let me try and explain what this Gray is like. Gray quite frankly, looks like a guy, walks like a guy, talks like a guy, but isn't a butch. Talk about an identity crisis. Whenever i ask her a question, i usually get a snappy one liner or crap talk, all in jest of course, but nonetheless not devoid of it's intentions... Meaning although she says it sorta jokingly, she really does mean what she says.

She likes to ridicule other people too. And the kind of language that she uses would be considered obscene to some of my guy friends... In fact, i find it obscene too...

And actually for this DEUI project, i was actually beginning to think they were pretty good. Jia Rong was pretty good with her work which she showed me and liling, well i didn't really see what she did but i assumed it to be good.

Quite honestly, i don't noe wat the fuck Gray even did... For what i saw, she was only bossing ppl around.

Besides totally ignoring me about changing the date for our outing for our project to a day when everyone of us could make it, and not just the three of them, she then nearly didn't want to let me do anything else saying that i was too lazy to make it for the outing, so i was like, "you're complaining about how i wasn't able to make it on a day that you refused to change and now you don't want me to do anything?". Get a fucking life you piss-fucking shemale bitch... From day one, i've seen something of a problem with her and it turned out to be true. I'd better start trusting my gut instincts from now on.

Even Ranjan who was there was like, "Bitch!"
And Shane was like "Wow, you managed to keep your cool man"

And in case you're wondering, I'm a guy who doesn't like to use the word "bitch" cuz i think it's a very strong insult to women.

And if she even makes a "grunt" about the presentation that i'll be making now she'll be getting a "You expected a feature film is it? Dumbass!"


On a slightly lighter note "dear-old-diary", Weizhen wants my laptop so badly... heehe... Oh well, this is sorta one in a lifetime deal.

And the "Most Irritating Blog-Features" Awards is coming up. And WeiLi looks pretty strong. :p