Guy shoots himself on TV

Some people are just crazy. It's really sad and sick.

Samhae

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My bro just bought a new motherboard and cpu. What a waste of money man. Buying old technology just helps the shop owners clear out old stock. What's more is it's gonna be obsolete very very soon liao.. ZzzzZ.. Better still, he's been having problems with getting this new setup to work well.

Anwyayz, after hearing the news, I went for a 3 hour fishing stint with malau at "Da Pond". On the way there, the bus was so crowded that I had to stand right on the front steps. In fact, I managed to notice that the dials on the dashboard were all erratic. Pointing this way, and then that way.

The day produced no fish though and instead, I got a mean old fisho who insulted me. (Malau and me were the there 2 days later but this time he was the one who got insulted by another fisho. lol)

That nite I dreamt I was at this air-coned coffeehouse, not unlike "Baby Bistro". Bla bla bla . There was no nice food. Until I saw this guy eating this enormous and fat stingray. So I went to find the stall and order that. The lady asked me how much chilli I wanted (Was those yellow kinds of chilli gravy. Lontong they call it). I told her put as much as you want. She said, "You sure"? It's very hot. So i said let me try and i waved it off with my hand and said it's ok.

About a minute later i began getting a very strong chilli after taste so i went to buy a drink from this shop. There were 3 drink stalls there. And I swear they looked exactly liked those in Changi Village.. haha.

Anywayz, I ordered this drink from one guy in this shop but he was like very rude. He was talking to another customer while ignoring me. There was another guy there too but he was busy crushing ice. Anywayz, I forgot how i ended up giving him my order. But he gave me my ChinChow(Grass Jelly Drink) and I paid him ten dollars. Lots of talk with his fren/customer later, he finally gave me my change. $12. After I had paid him $10. Being the good citizen I asked him "eh. wrong leh?" He stared at me like as if I wasn't making any sense.

Then he gave me $9. I said $1 ah the drink? Just to confirm. So he took back the $9 and then gave me $8 instead. I was like. WTF? So I looked at the price board to see that it WAS only $1... SO I said how come like this? Then an argument erupted. At one point where I mentioned the prices on the priceboard he smiled and told me it was the prices for the previous stall holders, XXX(I forgot the name that he actually gave me in this dream).

I was like "WTF again? Don't give me this crap. Do you know that I can sue you for false advertising?" Then his face changed. "Granted it's only $1 I said, but nonetheless..."

So I went on and on here and there but just like the movie, the unimportant bits, i.e. my voice, was muffled and my attention in this dream was squarely on him growing more and more angry to a point where he began holding this fishbowl of his so tightly and then suddenly flung it at me. I noticed this of course, so I was prepared to duck.

Screams rang out from behind me while I walked about 2 metres away, stopped, turned around and told the crowd. "He cheated me out of one dollar". Yes.. I mentioned that it was only a dollar.

So I went to sit at my chair which was near the exit while his stall was in the centre of the place.



Then my grandmother who was sitting at another table kept on saying "You have to go get your money back." bla bla bla.

The guy was about to throw something else at me but a lady at a table next to that stall told him enough already. You already hit one innocent person earlier. Which I saw was a lady but nobody was helping her and she didn't look like she needed help.

I was about to get up to "go and settle" when my mother pulled me back down to the chair. Then I saw that guys frens taking him to the back room to cool down...



I was semi awake at this point and thought to myself. How can we trust other people actually? "When we give them the money they can just keep it and not return it and pretend nothing happened. We have no proof that we gave them any money.".. It makes less or no sense now but at the time, that sentence was like the Bible is me when I'm awake.


Immediately after that. I had another dream about me in me in my school canteen. The Singapore Poly Foodcourt 6 in case u know it...



There was this pretty girl buying wanton mee from the wanton mee stall. She got into an argument with the stall holder over a $1 too. But I saw the guy was about ready to start hurling things. So I got up from my chair and went over to her and pulled her away, telling it her it was not worth it. As my back was towards the stall (walking the girl back to her seat), the guy threw something at my head. I didn't flinch nor look back or feel my head or anything. It happened three times. It felt like statues and looked like them. From the "camera angle" in my dream, it was a dark shadowy thing that looked like an oscar statue.. lol....

Anywayz, after I sat her back down, I went to right in front of the stall and looked at the people sitting there. I said. "Did you all see that? He threw stuff at my head?" pPpl were hesitant at first. I continued, "That's all I'm asking... Did you see him throw stuff at my head?". Then ppl began nodding their heads.

I moved away from the stall and went to a nearby table with some forks left on it. I picked one up and flung it a-la-ninja right at the guy. Then I went to him and yanked him out of his stall a-la-robocop and flung him about 20 metres to the other wall of the food court. I went there to pick him up and flung him to the entrance area of the foodcourt... See the pix somewhere above. Click it to enlarge it.

I think I may have flung him once or twice more but anywayz. At the end, I picked him up, put my arms around his shoulders and brought him to a pillar. I let him see the pillar. Then with my other hand, punched a whole at a 45 deg angle thru the center of one face of the pillar and out the center of the adjacent one. Then I said something...

But I forgot what I said but it was like those "Don't do it again. Do we have an understanding?" kind of conversation.

He was already very bloody and I assumed broken (in every possible way), so I had to squeeze his shoulder to make him "understand". To which he gave me a nod.

I dropped him to the floor [just let him fall] and went to get my things. I may or may not have said something to the girl but anywayz she followed me with a big smile on her face... Happy days.. Happy days... :D


Anywayz....
The thing I realise with me is that occasionally, I get this undo button in my head while dreaming. I can "consciously" remake the dream WHILE I AM SLEEPING. lol...

Now u know why I'm always so tired eh? haha

• Mathematical proof:

  Girls are time and money: girls = time * money;

  but, time is money: time = money;

  which implies: girls = money * money;

  which implies: girls = money^2;

  but, money is the root of all evil: money = (all evil)^1/2;

  which implies: money^2 = all evil;

  therefore, all girls are evil: girls = all evil.

• Logic

  Major Premise: Power corrupts;

  Minor Premise: Knowledge is power;

  Conclusion: Knowledge corrupts.

Jokes in a certain category superficially look like math, but their essence is more akin to chemical composition.

Smart man + smart woman = romance;

Smart man + dumb woman = affair;

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage;

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy.

There is no spoon

WTF is wrong with us Singaporeans?

I was watching MONDO Magic Singapore just now and I felt pretty embarrased.

The reaction of the people on the street to the magic done by the performers was pretty mute. Uniquely Singapore my arse. No wait.. Then again, we are unique. ...hooray... not.

Because of Singaporeans, I may never watch Mondo Magic again simply because it WAS SO FUCKING BORING!

It's simply incredible how mundane Singaporeans like us made the show look.

"Did you see that? Was it magic or wat? Show the card to the people at home.."

"Um. yea.. Magic.. woot... ZzzZzzZ"

We Singaporeans, unfortunately, are incredibly knowledgeable. We know how "Magic" is done. We've seen the shows. We've heard the stories. And through the magic of editing, when it's on TV it's so much better. And being the geniuses that we are, we spoilt it for ourselves cuz the "magicity" of a live magic act is just not there...

One of the "victims" even asked the performer to use her company's cards!!! Fucking business people..

I mean!!! CMON!!! Ladies!!! Feign some interest!!! Give him a big "O" or something.. wait.. i meant a big "oOOoOOo". No wait, that still sounded kinda horny..

dotz..

Oh well. I'm off for fishing tmr morning. Maybe I'd be lucky enough to meet those performers and I'd be sure as the sky is blue to at least feign some interest and make Uncle Lee proud. All while fighting that monster fish that he'll make appear of course..

...

Finally finished the school year...

Been pretty busy doing some stuff for FK and making my fishtank look really cool.

Recently began playing Dota and am getting pretty good... Still not a full fledged pro though...

Also been busy with breeding Guppies and Fighting Fish...

Will get some pics up on that soon..

Cheers.


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Funny crap

Memoirs of a Geisha

There was once was a matchstick who scratched his head and died

WTF!

Lol.. I swear I had a lot to blog about. As usual, I forget.

Been listening to a lot of new songs lately. The grammys is great for this. haha...

And Nick's friend caught a 17Kg Stingray the other night while Nick himself lost a monster due to a burst line.

Then there was today.

FUCK!

Some old aunties in the train started squabbling today... One of these old aunties apparently accused the other of intentionally elbowing her to get more room in the lover seats (2 seater benches on the train). That old auntie, began spewing words that I myself would have had trouble saying so fluently. Bitch lah. Blardy Hell(Bloody Hell) lah. Cebai lah. Fucking bitch lah. LOL!!!

Apparently Shane and Shida also had a funny exp on the train too. Some kid banged his bro's head into the seats. Not once, but twice. Ranjan had one too. Some kid wouldn't stop screaming because his toy cellphone was broken. LOL!

Anywayz, I think I didn't do too well for today's MMPJ(Multimedia Project Management) exam. I was so fucking bored that I literally couldn't remember things I'd learnt only a few minutes ago.

In fact, I've still got 2 more exams coming up. So for tonight, I'm giving myself a well deserved break and will be playing some funny warcraft maps with the gang again.. haha

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Sodding Day (Count = 2478)

Fuck. I woke up this morning thinking I would be able to finish up my MMAD(Multimedia Application Design) in the train. Instead, I ended up meeting Haziq who told me all about the dream he had last nite. Something about Teri Hatcher being his aunt and how they got it on... lol!!

Anywayz, then I went for my TBCM interview(Mock Job Interview) where I stumbled on my words but managed to impress the lecturer with my quick wit and political correctness as he put it.. hahaha..

Then Clems and me were thinking about skipping our next class, MMPJ(Multimedia Project Management) to go for an early lunch so that we could complete our MMAD project(Many people hadn't even started).

But we saw that there was nobody else going for the lecture so we decided to give the teacher some face. Boy that was a stupid idea. It turned out that the rest of them were just late. So we ended up wasting an hour inside listening to boring stuff.

When it was over, we quickly rushed out to go for lunch so that we could make it for my dental appointment that was up next on my schedule(Clems decided to tag along).

My appointment was scheduled for 1.45. I was there at 1.37pm(still got the queue number paper). The doc only saw me at around 2.30. Fuck sia....

When he finally saw me he told me that he was moving to a private practice in about a month. Anywayz, I told him about this pain that I was having at the back of my teeth. He told me it was probably cuz I wasn't brushing after EVERY meal and food was getting stuck there.

So he checked and told me that my bone had been eaten into by God knows what. So he went on to clean that area. With a fucking tool that looked like a mini-sickle. He stuck it in between my gums and teeth and God did it hurt like hell. When he was done I swear I lost about a bottle of blood.

Then he told me to go for an X-Ray but that turned out OK. But JUST TO BE SURE, he took that damn sickle thing again and proceeded to clean the living daylights out of me.... again..

Which is when I noticed that my pen had leacked ink right through my pants and on to my shirt then on to my hand.

Then after that, I had to rush back to school for my MMAD and MMAS (Multimedia Application Systems) interview (Project Prototype Display). And to complete my VEFX Reflections.

It's been hectic.....

I'm going... to... zzZZzzzZzzZzzZz

It's Sunday...

I finally finished my VEFX (Visual Effects Module) project.

That's about it. lol... I'm doing my Multimedia Application Design Project now. It's due on Monday and I only started yesterday. haha....


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Well... I've been prety busy these days with things that are too mundane to blog about.

Some interesting stuff came today though...

My bro kena cheated out of $50 ang pau. He was serving this customer and after he had finished he went to the staff room to get something. Unknowingly, the customer ended up giving another pump attendant an ang pau instead of my bro. And that dude didn't even share it with him. Fuckwit sia. If I ever TIOed(became a victim of) something like that I would've verbally abused that fuckwit till his ears bled. lol

Then I had my MMAS test for which I had begun studying one day before. Thankfully though, one of the lecturers gave us some tips on what questions would come out and I managed to refine my studying which i believe helped me pass.


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Sodding Day (Count = 2431)

Today's been a sodding day.

My boss gave me the go ahead to hand him some video files by that evening but the other members weren't aware of it and gave me black faces.

Then I left my thumbdrive in school. And it's not due to be open till wednesday...

And I've got a bunch of my work there...

Then i watched Lost which got me pretty pissed at Locke.. This episode really fucking affected me real bad.. i was fucking pissed with the fact that Locke actually beat up Charlie, regardless of what Charlie did, cuz Charlie is what we can consider a bottom feeder.

For me, someone higher up the rank should never ever force his "power's" on a lower.

Basically, Charlie is a good guy. But the characters in the show decide to judge him based on what he does at face value.

Somehow, this episode really really got to me...

Everyone has a breaking point

Keying sucks..

I find, like everyone else. We're all enthusiastic about video production. But the more we do it, the more "sucky" it becomes. Even someone like me who's done tons of videos prior to my Poly life, finds it to be continually more and more sucky...

On my way to school on the train, some fuckwits decided that playing some horrendous Chinese music loudly was very fitting. I was half asleep when those asswipes decided to do that. Just as I was reaching my stop, I got up to alight. But a number of other passengers thought i was going to tell those fuckers off. lol.. I gave the fucker a cold hard stare then alighted.

Who were those fuckwits? A chinese couple. The guy probably 15-17 and a young teenage typical Chinese girl.

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Kids are smart

I paid for our Newspaper subscription while my parents were not at home so I asked my mom for money. Petty claims if you will.

Then my sister said, "Don't ask Mummy for money. Ask Daddy. You can get more money."
Wahahaha.. very smart sia she... lol...


Anywayz,
Went fishing with Nick and Malau to chermin and ray alley...

Malau actually asked me if I wanted to go when I was in school. Since my lecturer was apparently absent, I said I didn't mind. But he wasn't that keen on going so in the end I stayed on, waiting for the lecturer, who eventually did come. lol.

After that though, he called me up again and said he was fishing there already and if I wanted to go. After some thought, I said OK.

Pix below.. :D



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