Funny crap

Memoirs of a Geisha

There was once was a matchstick who scratched his head and died

WTF!

Lol.. I swear I had a lot to blog about. As usual, I forget.

Been listening to a lot of new songs lately. The grammys is great for this. haha...

And Nick's friend caught a 17Kg Stingray the other night while Nick himself lost a monster due to a burst line.

Then there was today.

FUCK!

Some old aunties in the train started squabbling today... One of these old aunties apparently accused the other of intentionally elbowing her to get more room in the lover seats (2 seater benches on the train). That old auntie, began spewing words that I myself would have had trouble saying so fluently. Bitch lah. Blardy Hell(Bloody Hell) lah. Cebai lah. Fucking bitch lah. LOL!!!

Apparently Shane and Shida also had a funny exp on the train too. Some kid banged his bro's head into the seats. Not once, but twice. Ranjan had one too. Some kid wouldn't stop screaming because his toy cellphone was broken. LOL!

Anywayz, I think I didn't do too well for today's MMPJ(Multimedia Project Management) exam. I was so fucking bored that I literally couldn't remember things I'd learnt only a few minutes ago.

In fact, I've still got 2 more exams coming up. So for tonight, I'm giving myself a well deserved break and will be playing some funny warcraft maps with the gang again.. haha

Funny stuff
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Sodding Day (Count = 2478)

Fuck. I woke up this morning thinking I would be able to finish up my MMAD(Multimedia Application Design) in the train. Instead, I ended up meeting Haziq who told me all about the dream he had last nite. Something about Teri Hatcher being his aunt and how they got it on... lol!!

Anywayz, then I went for my TBCM interview(Mock Job Interview) where I stumbled on my words but managed to impress the lecturer with my quick wit and political correctness as he put it.. hahaha..

Then Clems and me were thinking about skipping our next class, MMPJ(Multimedia Project Management) to go for an early lunch so that we could complete our MMAD project(Many people hadn't even started).

But we saw that there was nobody else going for the lecture so we decided to give the teacher some face. Boy that was a stupid idea. It turned out that the rest of them were just late. So we ended up wasting an hour inside listening to boring stuff.

When it was over, we quickly rushed out to go for lunch so that we could make it for my dental appointment that was up next on my schedule(Clems decided to tag along).

My appointment was scheduled for 1.45. I was there at 1.37pm(still got the queue number paper). The doc only saw me at around 2.30. Fuck sia....

When he finally saw me he told me that he was moving to a private practice in about a month. Anywayz, I told him about this pain that I was having at the back of my teeth. He told me it was probably cuz I wasn't brushing after EVERY meal and food was getting stuck there.

So he checked and told me that my bone had been eaten into by God knows what. So he went on to clean that area. With a fucking tool that looked like a mini-sickle. He stuck it in between my gums and teeth and God did it hurt like hell. When he was done I swear I lost about a bottle of blood.

Then he told me to go for an X-Ray but that turned out OK. But JUST TO BE SURE, he took that damn sickle thing again and proceeded to clean the living daylights out of me.... again..

Which is when I noticed that my pen had leacked ink right through my pants and on to my shirt then on to my hand.

Then after that, I had to rush back to school for my MMAD and MMAS (Multimedia Application Systems) interview (Project Prototype Display). And to complete my VEFX Reflections.

It's been hectic.....

I'm going... to... zzZZzzzZzzZzzZz

It's Sunday...

I finally finished my VEFX (Visual Effects Module) project.

That's about it. lol... I'm doing my Multimedia Application Design Project now. It's due on Monday and I only started yesterday. haha....


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Well... I've been prety busy these days with things that are too mundane to blog about.

Some interesting stuff came today though...

My bro kena cheated out of $50 ang pau. He was serving this customer and after he had finished he went to the staff room to get something. Unknowingly, the customer ended up giving another pump attendant an ang pau instead of my bro. And that dude didn't even share it with him. Fuckwit sia. If I ever TIOed(became a victim of) something like that I would've verbally abused that fuckwit till his ears bled. lol

Then I had my MMAS test for which I had begun studying one day before. Thankfully though, one of the lecturers gave us some tips on what questions would come out and I managed to refine my studying which i believe helped me pass.


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